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"Zero to Hero with Tim Kalpakis" is an episode of the premium-content podcast, Doughboys Double, hosted by Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell. "Zero to Hero with Tim Kalpakis" was released on February 18, 2025.

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Synopsis[]

Tim Kalpakis (@timkalpakis, The Sloppy Boys) joins the 'boys to talk back pain, height, and jury duty before tasting zero soda varietals and deciding which one is best.

Wonderful World of Zero Soda[]

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For this episode, the Doughboys try a bunch of zero sugar sodas. The segment is sponsored by Billy Corgan.

They have Dr. Pepper Zero, A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer, Sprite Zero, Coke Zero, Sunkist Zero Sugar Orange, Canada Dry Zero Sugar Ginger Ale, and Pepsi Zero.

They discuss the ordering together as they sip, and there's some disagreements but the final decision seems to be that Sunkist, A&W, Canada Dry, and Coke were the top and the other three weren't great.

Nick and Mitch had Coke Zero at #1, and Tim's favorite was the Canada Dry.

ranking
  1. Coke Zero
  2. Canada Dry Zero Sugar Ginger Ale
  3. Sunkist Zero Sugar Orange
  4. A&W Zero Sugar Root Beer
  5. Dr. Pepper Zero
  6. Pepsi Zero
  7. Sprite Zero

Quotes[]

The ladies like black magic! Am I wrong?

–Mike Mitchell

What does your doctor say about the level of bubbles in your piss?

–Mike Mitchell

Related Episodes[]

Wonderful World episodes Tim Kalpakis episodes

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