"Unsatisfied Yelpers with Erin Whitehead" is Episode 14 of the premium-content podcast, Doughboys Double, hosted by Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger. "Unsatisfied Yelpers with Erin Whitehead" was released on June 5, 2017.
🔓 This episode was later unlocked for free on to the main Doughboys feed on July 2, 2017.
Synopsis[]
Erin Whitehead of Wild Horses returns to the podcast as we present a new edition of our much requested Doughboys 1.0 segment An Unsatisfied Yelper. But first, Mitch challenges Erin and Wiger to a Dr. Pepper guessing game.
Spoonman's Dr. Pepper "Pop" Quiz[]
Dr. Pepper
There are twenty-three flavors in Dr. Pepper, but the recipe is generally kept a secret. People have figured it out online and this is the list Mitch seems to be using (though, some flavors are 'rumored'). Mitch uses this list as a guessing game for Nick and Erin to see who can name the most flavors.
Incorrect guesses are crossed out; rumored flavors aren't counted as wrong. Three incorrect guesses and you're out. The winner gets a Baja Fresh gift card.
| Erin Whitehead 🐴 | Nick Wiger 🤖 |
|---|---|
| Prune | |
| Molasses | |
| Cherry | Cinnamon (rumor) |
| Vanilla | Blackberry |
| Rum | |
| Nutmeg | Ginger |
| Chocolate (rumor) | Grape |
| Clove | |
| Licorice |
Whitehead topples Wiger!
An Unsatisfied Yelper[]
In this segment, Nick digs up some one-star reviews of fast food on Yelp! and they then talk about them.
Here are the reviews:
| “ | I used to enjoy taking the kids (ages 4 and 6) to Chuck E. Cheese. Now they have done away with tokens and switched to cards that we will deduct points and not activate the games, but the reason we will never return to Chuck E. Cheese, is we were there today and I watched as a man ordered beer and wine! I understand that they are trying to drive out morality out of families and America, but even Chuck E. Cheese? Jesus commands parents to train up children in a way they should go. To the owners and management, shame on you for putting profit in front of child welfare. In my opinion, Chuck E. Cheese is an environment for child endangerment. The last I heard you were not permitted to take children to bars or night clubs. If marijuana is legalized, will Chuck E. Cheese sell and allow weed to be used on their premises also? If you are ok allowing your children to be around intoxicated people. Last question - are the parents drinking around Chuck E. Cheese driving home? | ” |
–Robert G. on Chuck E. Cheese's in Garland, TX | ||
| “ | Got the new smoked wings - bland and rubbery. You can tell the wings are flash fried before service. My real problem were the girls. None of these girls had an ass. I know its Hooters, but who doesn't like a little junk in the trunk wrapped in orange shorts? None of these girls had an ass to save their lives. Sir Mix-A-Lot showed up and left because it was not going on like a turbo vet in here and he loves his asses. I know Hooters is about beer and boobs, but can you at least throw some girls with ass that I can set my beer on? Thanks! Posting pics with girls with no asses. | ” |
–Mike C. on the Hooters at the Orlando airport | ||
| “ | I was with a prom group of 48 who came here for the "Prom Package." This was a 3-course meal that we pre-paid for and everything. The food wasn't revolting or anything, but the day after about 25 of us got sick - vomiting, stomachaches, Migraines, fatigue, you name it. We called the restaurant and they merely said "we'll look into it" and never called us back as they promised. The school nurses got involved which brought the Health District involved. They realized we have contracted norovirus. How can they take this so lightly? I'm surprised they haven't called back. Many of the students who called them to report the food poisoning, begging them to take a free gift card, or something. For crying out loud, they took our names and numbers and said specifically they will call back the next day. | ” |
–Judy C. on Buca di Beppo on the Las Vegas Strip | ||
| “ | Went for dinner with my mother, sister, and aunt. Service was terrible. The waitress was so rude. We asked for an appetizer and she replied rudely, "why an appetizer? the main course food will be out before the appetizer." So we cancelled the appetizer and she got mad we cancelled. She only provided one soup and one salad when we needed three salads. After a long wait, she brought the other salads. After we asked her, she just got angry at us. After we ate our salads and soups, the dirty dishes just sat on our small table for over 20 minutes. I finally had to get up and pick up the dirty dishes and take them myself toward the kitchen area. The waitress yelled at me and said "You have no business picking up those dishes!" I replied, "Well someone has to because they have been sitting on our table for 20 minutes! And there's no need to yell at me!" My mother is elderly and lives in Cerritos. She never experienced such a rude waitress and wanted leave immediately after she yelled at us. Also my mother requested to speak to the manager and they did not assist us at all. We asked the lady in the white shirt working the register and she had no reply. Please! No manager at this facility? We are recommending to our neighbors in the Cerritos and church community to stay away from this Carrows restaurant. Their employees are rude. They yell at you. And no manager to provide service. If this is the way you treat your customers, then we want nothing to do with you restaurant. | ” |
–Albert V. on Carrow's in Cerritos, CA | ||
| “ | So I'm writing this review three years later from my first review of this place. Not only has the performance decreased since the last review, but I'm currently writing this review while I wait for my order. I ordered and have waited for ten minutes before re-downloading the Yelp app and writing about this place. The leader, Mercedes, is telling her co-workers to "make the darned food" and the customers here are livid. A woman in a fur coat is yelling at Mercedes for waiting twenty minutes. I ordered five minutes before this lady. She just told her daughter that she should have went to McDonald's as planned. The wait here is obviously long if you order inside. There are only three workers and they are dedicated to the drive-thru. I'm trying to make a showing of Logan at 10:40 and I've been here half an hour. I finally got my food and I'm now stuck in my car due to the drive-thru line-up. Don't ever go inside! Other than that, the food is great. And screw you, fur coat lady! | ” |
–Canaan H. review of Taco Bell in Quincy, MA! | ||
| “ | Utter and total incompetence best defines this location! Ordered three Del Tacos and was served three palm-sized tacos. When I called in to ask if this was downsized in error: "oops! it was a child's size" or what? Eight times I had to ask MICHAEL if they changed the sizing, was it an error or an accident - whoops wrong order or anything. I honestly think MICHAEL was under the influence, mumbling and talking about beans and my combination order. Then he mentioned my order and still did not understand. He was confused, nonsensical, comments and responses to not even remotely equate to what could be a proper response. Rather than hand the phone to a peer when I asked for someone else, he decided to tell them a scenario not even close to mine. The female LATISHA insisted on answering MICHAEL'S nonsensical paraphrase, not remotely related to me or my order, or my question, or REALITY. LATISHA would not accept that I had my own question, not MICHAEL'S druggy fodder. I was told by LATISHA to blame CORPORATE. CORPORATE changes things. And I just have to get used to CORPORATE changing things. Well, I have no idea if I was served dollar tacos, kiddie tacos, Halloween treat-sized tacos, downsized tacos, taco tacos, or what. Neither employee could tell me why my tacos were each smaller than the palm of my food. One of the three tacos had about one tablespoon of meat. They should be ashamed! | ” |
–Elle D. review of Del Taco in Lakewood, CA! | ||
Snack or Wack[]
Katy Perry "Firework"
| “ |
Do you ever feel like a cookie jar |
” |
–"Oreo Firework" | ||
Firework Oreo
In Snack or Wack, the Doughboys have a snack and decide if it is 'good' or 'bad.'
For this seasonal Snack or Wack, they try Firework Oreo, a limited edition version of Oreo that have "popping candy" inside the creme.
And Nick sings an epic version of Katy Perry's "Firework," a rare Snack or Wack theme song!
| guest / host | verdict |
|---|---|
| Nick Wiger | Snack |
| Mike Mitchell | Snack |
| Erin Whitehead | Snack |
Quotes[]
| “ | We were talking about Quacks earlier. I think the biggest Quack of all is Dr. Pepper! Why don't you write your formula down, you goofball! | ” |
–Nick Wiger | ||
| “ | Mitch: This is the most exciting thing that's ever happened in podcasting. Nick: Maron interviewing Obama is number two. And then the Dr. Pepper Challenge on the Doughboys Double is number one. |
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–The Doughboys | ||
| “ | Should Doughboys buy Carrows? | ” |
–Mike Mitchell | ||
| “ | Remember Pop Rocks when you were a kid? It hurt, but they were fun. | ” |
–Erin Whitehead | ||
Plugs and Songs[]
| movies / tv | notes |
|---|---|
| Animals | Erin's plug |
| Katy Perry "Firework" | Nick's version |
Related Episodes[]
| Erin Whitehead episodes |
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Photos[]
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