"Tournament of Chompions: Eat-in Minisode –??? v. ???" is Episode 41 of Doughboys, hosted by Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger. "Tournament of Chompions: Eat-in Minisode – ??? v. ???" was released on March 9, 2016.

Synopsis[]
In a surprise #MunchMadness 2016 matchup, Mitch and Wiger roll without a guest as two mystery box chains vie for the 6-seed in the Burger Brawl.
Nick's Intro[]

Here comes a new challenger!
It's a surprise sudden-death showdown as the two burger chains just outside the hallowed halls of Golden Plate Club battle for the sixth slot in Munch Madness 2016: The Tournament Of Chompions: Burger Brawl.
This week on a special Doughboys Eat-In Minisode, it's Burger King vs. Five Guys.
Let's a-go!
Burger Brawl rules[]
The rules for the Burger Brawl are as follows:
- Restaurants must have previously appeared on Doughboys.
- The three categories that each burger is ranked by are Presentation/Creativity, Condiments/Bun, and Burger/Taste/Juiciness.
- Categories are rated on a scale of 0-10 basketballs, which are arbitrary and meaningless, and they can be overruled by final decision, which is answered by "which burger would you send to the Monstars?".
- Burgers only! Sides stay on the sidelines. Drinks stay in the Gatorade jug, which is also on the sidelines. Other mains stay in Maine.
Basketball ratings 🏀[]
To recap, on their initial reviews, Nick gave Burger King 3 forks and Mitch 3.5, while Five Guys was given 3.5 forks by both.
Five Guys | 🍔 ordered | Presentation | Condiments / Bun | Burger / Taste |
---|---|---|---|---|
Nick Wiger |
|
6.5 | 8 | 9 |
Mike Mitchell |
|
6 | 6 | 8 |
Mitch also got a large Cajun Style Fries and a Cherry Vanilla Coke Zero.
Burger King | 🍔 ordered | Presentation | Condiments / Bun | Burger / Taste |
---|---|---|---|---|
Nick Wiger | Big King | 1 CSB* | 1 CSB* | 1 CSB* |
Mike Mitchell | Whopper with Cheese | 7 Balls | 7 Balls | 7 Balls |
Mitch, along with his Whopper, stopped by 7-Eleven and got a Diet Coke Frost Cherry Slurpee. Nick also had a Chili Cheese Grilled Dog.
- *Revised from 5/5/7 basketballs respectively to 1 Child-sized Basketball by Wiger in episode 42.
- Nick also revises his Five Guys fork score to 4 forks.
Burger Brawl winner[]

The Greys
For this episode, the Doughboys must decide which burger is given to the grey aliens.
host | 🍔 to give to the grey aliens |
---|---|
Nick Wiger | Five Guys |
Mike Mitchell | Burger King |
Due to a tie, the Doughboys are forced to call Commissioner Evan Susser for a tie-breaker.
In a massive upset for Wiger, the Commissioner votes to make Burger King the winner, and it advances into the main bracket.
This plants the first seed of chaos that will soon overwhelm the tournament.
Quotes[]
“ | Nobody asked for any of this. | ” |
–Nick Wiger |
“ | Mitch: I feel like Burger King is the Billy Joel of burger places. No one admits to really liking it. It's no one's favorite... Nick: ...it sometimes gets drunk and crashes its car into a building. |
” |
–The Doughboys |
“ | Mitch, I think you might be rushing to defend blind children because you like how they can't see you coming. | ” |
–Nick Wiger |
Restaurants[]
official visits | location | notes |
---|---|---|
Burger King | Santa Monica, CA | Nick went to this location for the show |
Drops[]
movies / tv | notes |
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"let's get ready to rumble" / Full Metal Jacket / Seinfeld / South Park / The Chappelle Show | Mitch's drop (by Fran Solo) |
Yellow "Oh Yeah" | Mitch's drop |
Related Episodes[]
Photos (via @doughboyspod)[]

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