The 2018 Doughboys Christmas Special: Wiger Alone

The 2018 Doughboys Christmas Special: Wiger Alone
written by Mike Mitchell
Episode Number	DD
Release Date	December 25, 2018
Guest	Nick Wiger, Mike Mitchell, Evan Susser, Mookie Blaiklock, Alana Johnston 🔪, Jon Gabrus, Paul Rust, Allan McLeod, Yusong Liu, Emma Erdbrink, Wolly, Irma
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"The 2018 Doughboys Christmas Special: Wiger Alone" is an episode of the premium-content podcast, Doughboys Double, hosted by Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger. "The 2018 Doughboys Christmas Special: Wiger Alone" was released on December 25, 2018.

The episode was later unlocked for free on to the main Doughboys feed on December 25, 2019.

Synopsis

As the Doughboys prepare a Christmas vacation, an argument leads Wiger to wishing his podcast would disappear...

Cast and Crew

role	actor
Wiger	Nick "Mitchy Two Spoons" Wiger
Mrs. McAllister	Mike "The Spoonman" Mitchell
Suss (Buzz) McAllister	"The Commissioner" Evan Susser
Pizza / Salad Delivery Guy	Michael "Mookie" Blaiklock
Bandit	Jon Gabrus
Bandit	Alana "The Knife 🔪" Johnston
The Driver	Paul Rust
Old Man Molasses	Allan "Molasses Boy" McLeod
Yusong	Yusong Liu
Emma	Emma Erdbrink
introducing	Wolly and Irma
musical accompaniment	Yusong Liu
story by	Mike "The Spoonman" Mitchell & John Hughes
edited by	Emma Erdbrink
written by	Mike "The Spoonman" Mitchell

Quotes

“	I specifically requested one salad that I said I wanted hot as hell, just for me.	”
–Nick Wiger

“	Take care of your thumb and let the rest fall into place!	”
–Mrs. McAllister while hitchhiking

“	You seem to have mistletoe in your jolly shorts!	”
–The Driver

“	Why did he address his suicide note "Dear Santa"?	”
–Gabrus discovering The Spoonman's suicide note

“	Hey, this is Cum Santa wishing you a very merry Christmas! Ho ho ho ohhhhaaaahoo	”
–special holiday guest appearance

"When You're Home Alone"

“	When you're home alone, there's not much for you to do When you're home alone, often you just feel like number two It's a bummer to have nobody around All that you hear is the sound Of your own voice, of your own voice Saying 'hey buddy!" But no-one responds When you're home alone, you sit down on the couch You start to put your hand down your pants And the you say "ah naw, forget it!" When you're home alone, you call out "Hey Ma! Get me a drink!" And then you stop and think "My Mom doesn't live here in LA" Because I'm home alone and it melts the time away You can't spend your days puttin' your cats in diapers And treating them like they're children (Cats in diapers echoing through the hall) And then you try to talk to them and they just meow at you And so you put your hand back down your pants And then you say "Ah naw, forget it! When you're home alone, surrounded by everybody Can't get down the hall 'cause it's filled with people Every room seems to be packed with people Then I'll call out, my voice does not echo through the hall 'Cause there's so many people at my house when I'm home alone Oh wait! Did you say 'home alone'? I thought you said 'home around everyone at once" (Echo) (Hey buddy) When you're home alooooooooooone	”
–Wiger, Mitch, and Paul

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DD42. A Very Doughboys Christmas DD. Wiger Alone DD. It's A Wigerful Life DD. Wige Hard DD. The Mitchy Clause DD. Gorko's Planet Clergmas Spectacular DD. Rudolph's Roadside