"Star Wars Fantasy Auction with Joe Saunders" is Episode 45 of the premium-content podcast, Doughboys Double, hosted by Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger. "Star Wars Fantasy Auction with Joe Saunders" was released on January 15, 2018.
"Tomorrow on the Double... Star Wars month continues with a fantasy auction from a galaxy far, far away...." - @doughboyspod
Synopsis[]
Friend of Dough Joe Saunders (Comedy Bang! Bang!, After Dough with Joe) returns to the show to compete with Mitch and Wiger in a fantasy auction centered on a galaxy far, far away.
Star Wars Fantasy Auction[]
Instead of a draft, The Doughboys have a 'fantasy auction' about Star Wars.
Everyone gets 100 credits and uses those to put together a 10-man roster - 4 characters, 2 vehicles, 2 creatures, 1 planet, and 1 wild card. (Mitch received a bonus 10 credits.)
The rules: Characters with dual entities are counted as one. Main canon only, no expanded universe stuff (except for during the wild card).
Below is the results of the auction with each item's cost in credits in parentheses.
| auction item | #TeamWiger | #TeamMitch | #TeamSaunders |
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| character | Han Solo (25) | Obi-Wan Kenobi (17) | Luke Skywalker (31) |
| character | R2-D2 (16) | Princess Leia (20) | Chewbacca (22) |
| character | Lando Calrissian (12) | Darth Vader (30) | Darth Maul (10) |
| character | Rose Tico (1) | Yoda (21) | Palpatine (6) |
| vehicle | Original Death Star (10) | X-Wing Starfighter (6) | Second Death Star (5) |
| vehicle | Millenium Falcon (18) | Podracer (2) | TIE fighter (2) |
| creature | Rancor (7) | Space Slug (2) | Wampa (5) |
| creature | Caretakers of Ahch-To (2) | Ewoks (3) | Sarlacc (3) |
| planet | Scarif (4) | Endor (3) | Naboo (3) |
| wild card | Star Wars video game library (2) | The Original Trilogy (2) | George Lucas (7) |
| benched | Tatooine (4) |
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Quotes[]
| “ | Maybe it's that holiday rush? People are buying up McRibs, wrapping 'em up and giving them as presents. | ” |
–Mike Mitchell, on McDonald's being out of McRibs | ||
| “ | You guys used my move against me, you sick fucks. | ” |
–Mike Mitchell | ||
| “ | My team FUCKING RULES | ” |
–Mike Mitchell | ||
#hashtags[]
- #TeamMitch vs. #TeamWiger vs. #TeamSaunders
Related Episodes[]
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Photos[]
Star Wars Month