Rudolph's Roadside with King Christmas and Uncle Donny Pecker

Episode Number

DD

Release Date

December 19, 2023

Hosted by

Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell

Guest

King Christmas, Uncle Donny Pecker, Marc Doofson, and Scorpion

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"Rudolph's Roadside with King Christmas and Uncle Donny Pecker" is an episode of the premium-content podcast, Doughboys Double, hosted by Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell. "Rudolph's Roadside with King Christmas and Uncle Donny Pecker" was released on December 19, 2023.

Synopsis[]

King Christmas (Kindness, Understanding) and Uncle Donny Pecker (Fuckin' in the Boys Room) join the 'boys to talk Christmas and the naughty and nice list before a review of Rudolph's Roadside. Plus, The Wiger Challenge, Christmas edition.

Nick's intro[]

“As far as the horizon stretched, a man saw naught but icy white.”

No, famed explorer Ernest Shackleton wasn’t referring to frozen cum. Rather, he was describing Earth’s frozen cum, better known as snow.

While Shackleton’s fateful, deadly voyage to the North Pole did finally reveal the location of Santa’s Village, it also revealed an absence of affordable eats in the most remote place on Earth.

Enter Stewie Shackleton, Ernest’s rugby ball-headed enterprising son, who licensed the likeness of Santa’s famous red-nosed and red-glansed reindeer for a North Pole eatery to fuel townies and tourists. The concept was a quick hit, including with Santa himself, who once famously had a bout of diarrhea in a men’s-room stall now commemorated with a plaque as 'The Santa Shitter.'

Today, with thousands of locations worldwide, including many co-branded with Wahlburgers, this subzero griller attracts elves and gentiles alike to feast on its wide array of Christmas craveables.

But as the whole notion of “apps” moves from restaurant menus to smartphone screens, can this Yuletide institution survive? Or will it find itself forcefully ejected, like the peaceful demonstrators of January 6th, by an ungodly society that increasingly doesn’t believe in the magic of Christmas?

This week on Doughboys… Rudolph’s Roadside. [link]

Fork rating[]

guest / host	ordered	rating
Nick Wiger	The Noggerita Candy Cane Chili Fries Candy Cane Burger Candy Cane Hot Dog Candy Cane Spaghetti Candy Cane Chili Penne with Candy Canes Cobb Salad with Candy Canes Sizzlin' Candy Cane Fajita Platter Candy Cane Cottage Cheese Candy Cane Grilled Cheese BLT Pizza with Candy Cane CandyCane-ucopia	5 Candy Canes = 3.5 forks
Mike Mitchell	Snowball Cocktail Santa's Slay House Salad Creamy Italian Dressing	4 forks
King Christmas	Pranceer's Bucket Blitzen's Pickle Bite 2 Elk Burgers Ribs Mrs. Claus Cake	3 forks
Uncle Donny Pecker	Miller Lite Snowball Cocktail Chicken Parm Snowball Style Old Lady at a Gloryhole	3 forks
shared	Rudolph's Trough The Rudolph Burger
Mel Gibson	The Rudolph Burger	5 forks

Mel Gibson was also at Rudolph's and offered his fork score to Mitch.

Nick ate almost exclusively from the seasonal Candy Cane Lane menu.

The Wiger Challenge: Christmas Edition[]

In this segment, Nick presents Mitch and the guest a mystery beverage, and they try to guess the product. The closest guess is declared the winner and receives the remainder of the drink.

For this episode, the mystery drink was Smeg Clear.

None of them looked at the drink, so nobody was able to get it right.

guest / host	guess	result
Mike Mitchell	Diet Smeg	loser
King Christmas	Sugar Free Smeg Zero	loser
Uncle Donny Pecker	Smeg Nitro	loser

No winner for this episode.

Roast Spoonman[]

“	Ghislaine Maxwell House	”
–President Bill C.

Quotes[]

“	I am one of the only adult men of our friend group who believes in Santa Claus still.	”
–Mike Mitchell

“	Mitch: I was texting my mother. King Christmas: Who is really naughty! Mitch: My mum is naughty?! I don't want to hear why she's on the Naughty List. King Christmas: The mouth kisses were suspect.	”
–King Christmas' Naughty List

The Feedbag[]

“	When I was younger, it was very fashionable to spit on the floor. Everyone spit on the floor. If you ask any male in his 60s from Brooklyn, if he spit on the floor, he'll say yea. It became a very very hard habit to break.	”
–Scorpion Marino

guest / host	other things that have gone out of style
Nick Wiger	reading lad mags
Mike Mitchell	saying thank you wearing a suit to go to a restaurant
King Christmas	kindness and understanding
Uncle Donny Pecker	chewing gum

Episode Sponsors and Drops and Plugs[]

reference	notes
Marlboro Cigarettes Cat Shit Direct Semen X Bet On Health birdfuck.com	episode sponsors
(a bunch of Christmas shit)	in Mitch's plug (by Marc Doofson)
Fuckin' in the Boys Room Action Boyz	Uncle Donny Pecker's plugs
Kindness Understanding	King Christmas' plugs

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