| Roast Spoonman
|
episode
|
| 49ers tight end, George Skittle
|
237
|
| A big old silly goose
|
331
|
| A Fast Makes Me Furious
|
395
|
| A man who is 883 days late to an insurrection
|
403
|
| A man who is bummed out about not being able to storm the Capitol again
|
474
|
| A man who is really disappointed when he got to the Mayo Clinic
|
406
|
| A man who licks his lips during the pea-soup scene of The Exorcist
|
421
|
| A man who only needs three more days at his Mom's house to re-establish Massachusetts residency
|
405
|
| A man with a literal chip on his shoulder
|
495
|
| A man with the face that lunched a thousand chips
|
366
|
| "A Pirate Squints At Forty" by Mitchy Buffett
|
375
|
| A proud member of SAD-SHAFTRA
|
416
|
| A real-life Ken Doll, genital-wise
|
408
|
| A Sniper's Dream
|
310
|
| A Spoon Shaped Fool
|
309
|
| Academy Award-Winning Director, Sean Baker's Dozen
|
486
|
| Admiral Snackbar
|
207
|
| adult Buzz McCallister
|
233
|
| Ahchoobacca
|
315
|
| Alfred Inchcock
|
421
|
| Alfred Mitchcock
|
421
|
| All Beef Frank Thomas
|
208
|
| All Bush, No Wick
|
404
|
| All Five Guys
|
130
|
| Ally Eaty
|
296
|
| Anthony Michael Mess Hall
|
296
|
| Anthony Snackie
|
506
|
| Ari Aster's Dough Is Afraid
|
512
|
| Ariana Nachos BellGrande
|
444
|
| Arnold Palmerston
|
514
|
| ASMRby's
|
521
|
| asymmetrical Jigglypuff
|
63
|
| Ate-all-a the Hon-ey
|
346
|
| Atlas Chugged
|
415
|
| Avatar's Mighty Tolspoon
|
522
|
| Baby Soda
|
275
|
| Banjo-Pizookie®
|
257
|
| bargain-basement Greg Grunberg impersonator
|
73
|
| Barney Rubble without the hot wife
|
402
|
| Baron Vladimir Harkkonen's before photo
|
452
|
| Bear with the Big Blue Balls
|
378
|
| bearded Richard Jewell
|
234
|
| bearded Snapple Lady
|
242
|
| Béarnaise Sanders
|
241
|
| Beef Strokin'off
|
481
|
| 'Before' photograph come to life
|
57
|
| Benedict Cumforsnacks
|
430
|
| Beta Pinkett Smith
|
343
|
| Beyoncé Bowles
|
389
|
| Big Caesar's
|
DD
|
| Big Little Eyes
|
171
|
| Big Titty Gritty
|
222
|
| Big Trouble in Little Caesar's
|
186
|
| Big Trouble in Little Penis
|
497
|
| Bill Belichick-fil-A
|
163
|
| Billie Eyeless
|
455
|
| Biscotti Pippen
|
199
|
| Blobby Orr
|
114
|
| Blue Diamond Phillips
|
451
|
| Boba Swett
|
275
|
| Boner Petit
|
294
|
| Boris Belchin'
|
315
|
| Boss Nass mo-cap model
|
91
|
| Bost Mass Boss Nass
|
134
|
| Boston Cream Guy
|
183
|
| Boston Crusty Sox
|
352
|
| Boston Powers: International Man Of Pancakes
|
413
|
| Bowel's Moving Asshole
|
441
|
| Bowl Bowlter Bowlser
|
389
|
| Bowl Calibur
|
389
|
| Bowl Hauser
|
389
|
| Bowl Position
|
389
|
| Bowlba Fett
|
389
|
| Boyardee Rustin
|
411
|
| Brando Calrissian
|
275
|
| Bro-sie O'Donnell
|
76
|
| Bruce Vilunch
|
259
|
| Bruce Viranch
|
457
|
| Buffalo Ranch Bill
|
332
|
| Burgers Ate 3
|
445
|
| Burpadile Dundee
|
315
|
| Buster Eaton
|
426
|
| Buzz McCallister's beached remains
|
87
|
| Buzz's girlfriend *woof*
|
283
|
| C-3PDough
|
275
|
| C.H.U.D. Apatow
|
181
|
| Cap'n Munch Oops! All Stairs
|
386
|
| Captain Asthma
|
275
|
| Captain Au Jus Picard
|
201
|
| Captain Jack Sbarro
|
370
|
| Captain of the High Sneeze
|
373
|
| Caramelo Anthony
|
DD
|
| Cat Bastard
|
479
|
| Catlady Sasquatch
|
90
|
| Celine Dijon
|
469
|
| Celtics-era Shaquille O'Neal
|
74
|
| Chance the Crapper
|
198
|
| Chance the Fapper
|
198
|
| Charleston Ah-Choo
|
313
|
| Charli XXL
|
475
|
| Chew England quartersnack, Ham Newton
|
261
|
| Chew Ferrigno
|
289
|
| ChewAnon
|
268
|
| Chewin' McGregor
|
173
|
| Chewlian Eatelman
|
269
|
| Chip Van Crinkle
|
399
|
| Choke E. Cheez-It
|
301
|
| Chowders for Algernom
|
515
|
| Chris Pratt, who went the opposite way after Parks and Recreation
|
80
|
| Chunked, Covered, and Smothered Jones
|
411
|
| Close Encounters of the GERD Kind
|
483
|
| Cobs & Slaw
|
215
|
| Cold Stone Steve Austin
|
345
|
| Cookie Dough Golem / Gollum
|
68
|
| cottage cheese-filled water balloon
|
81
|
| Count Oreolok
|
503
|
| CPAPa Gino's
|
367
|
| Cream Abdul-Jabbar (aka. Chew Alcindor)
|
235
|
| Cream Scenario
|
463
|
| Creature of the Snack Legume
|
335
|
| Cremaster and Commander
|
281
|
| Crisp Bratt
|
383
|
| Curd Cobain
|
355
|
| "da da da Denny's and regrets"
|
448
|
| Danny Dorito
|
456
|
| Dante's DiGiorno
|
346
|
| Darius Smuckers
|
DD
|
| Dave Matthews' lap band
|
120
|
| David Bowlie performing Piggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars Bars
|
390
|
| Davy Jones's Whopper
|
371
|
| Deandre Ate-a-ton
|
348
|
| dear friend of Nick Wiger
|
522
|
| Deflatey for Brady
|
384
|
| Deli Lama
|
329
|
| developed his look after hearing "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
|
DD
|
| Dickless In Seattle
|
356
|
| Dijon Wayne Gacy
|
494
|
| Dipshit Grimace
|
102
|
| director of the Oscar-nominated Calzone of Interest, Jonathan Bathtub Glazer
|
442
|
| director of Fahrenheit 7/11, Michael S'More
|
214
|
| divorced Brawny Man
|
193
|
| Dolly Fartin'
|
337
|
| Dom DeLuise mid-sneeze
|
243
|
| Donkey Kong but can't lift a barrel and doesn't eat fruit
|
496
|
| Donkey Kong wearing Diddy Kong's clothes
|
185
|
| Double Stuf Wario
|
500
|
| Doublesquint Gum
|
438
|
| Doughsferachew
|
478
|
| Doughy Janela
|
256
|
| DQanon Shaman
|
DD
|
| Dr. Eatvil
|
479
|
| Dr. Robotnik on a Mean Bean bender
|
89
|
| Drain Man
|
462
|
| Draymond Never-Eats-Greens
|
354
|
| Easter Island Head with a Body
|
172
|
| Eat Holmes
|
121
|
| Eatin' Hunt
|
167
|
| Ebenezer Splooge
|
184
|
| Ebesneezer Scrooge
|
313
|
| Ebesneezer Splooge
|
319
|
| Ebesneezer Stooge
|
314
|
| E.BM White (omit needless turds)
|
524
|
| Edgar Allan Po'boy
|
418
|
| Edipull Arrangements
|
293
|
| Edward Glizzyhands
|
324
|
| Eggo von Bisquick
|
300
|
| El Chalupacabra
|
489
|
| Emperor Far-From-Lean
|
275
|
| Emperor Hero-Eato
|
461
|
| Entrée 3000
|
298
|
| Entree the Giant
|
253
|
| Fartin' Scorsese
|
318
|
| Fat Times at Quincy High
|
162
|
| Fellacious Crumbs
|
274
|
| Fenway Frank Caliendo
|
159
|
| Filler Mike
|
274
|
| Flaccido Domingo
|
158
|
| Foodie Giuliani
|
228
|
| former U.S. President, who did not have sexual relations with any woman, Bill Squintin'
|
220
|
| Francis Ford Capicola
|
470
|
| Frank Sriracha (Ol' Blue Balls)
|
365
|
| Frankfurterstein
|
321
|
| Freddie Kroger
|
344
|
| Fridge to Terabithia
|
498
|
| Frito Baggins
|
169
|
| Fry Prawn Jinn
|
275
|
| Fudge Nelson
|
296
|
| Gary Bowlman
|
389
|
| Gaseous Clay
|
195
|
| Gavin Dim Sum
|
DD
|
| Gets-No-Action Bronson
|
150
|
| Ghislaine Maxwell House
|
DD
|
| Ghost of Chewshima
|
311
|
| Giant Meal-io Estevez
|
296
|
| Glazed and Confused
|
133
|
| Goesforapoo
|
478
|
| Goober Eats
|
446
|
| Gordon Heavyfoot
|
190
|
| Gorge Clooney
|
187
|
| Gorge of the Jungle
|
148
|
| Gorge Strait
|
136
|
| Goron Ramsey
|
218
|
| Gravy Crockett
|
286
|
| Grease Witherspoon
|
180
|
| Grudge Whinehold
|
368
|
| Guac-uin Phoenix
|
239
|
| Guillermo Del Taco
|
152
|
| Gyro Suit Hamus
|
340
|
| Hamuel L. Snackson
|
165
|
| Han Froyo
|
275
|
| Hank Williams Junior Bacon Cheeseburger
|
204
|
| he puts the frank in Frankenstein.
|
321
|
| he's not Wimpy, but he'll gladly pay you tomorrow for a war today.
|
307
|
| HeadBig with an Angry Inch
|
249
|
| Heaven Susser
|
488
|
| Heavier Bardem
|
147
|
| Hevy Chase
|
179
|
| Hideo Kaleata, creator of Man Who Fears Salad
|
382
|
| High-Cal Surfer Dude Mike Mitchell
|
511
|
| Hoagie Bear
|
434
|
| Hollywood Skunk Ape
|
115
|
| homeless James Corden
|
61
|
| Honey Bunches of Oaf
|
278
|
| Hulk Hoagie
|
339
|
| Hunger Biden
|
360
|
| if The Beast stopped transforming into Prince Adam 10% of the way through
|
224
|
| I'm Not Running, Man
|
523
|
| Indiana Mitch and the Diet of Density
|
507
|
| Indiana Mitch and the Kingdom of the Crystal Hot Sauce
|
507
|
| Indiana Mitch and the Last Croissant
|
507
|
| Indiana Mitch and the Raider of the Lost Fridge
|
507
|
| Indiana Mitch and the Temple of Food
|
507
|
| J. Blobbert Sloppenheimer
|
411
|
| Jabba the Bowl
|
389
|
| Jabba the Hut Dog
|
275
|
| Jabba the Mitchell
|
169
|
| Jack in the Boxers
|
381
|
| Jae Chowder
|
119
|
| James Gandol-feed-me
|
351
|
| Jayson Ate-'em
|
226
|
| Jayson Tatertots
|
266
|
| Jeff Totsworthy
|
382
|
| Jeffrey Inepstein
|
225
|
| Jigsausage
|
323
|
| Jimmy Buffet
|
258
|
| Jimmy John's Hoffa
|
410
|
| Joaquinoa Phoenix
|
401
|
| Joe Pieden
|
285
|
| John Quincy Sadams
|
108
|
| John Squintzy Adams
|
132
|
| Johnny Dip v. Amber Curd
|
353
|
| JonBeignet Ramsey
|
246
|
| Julien Entenmann
|
DD
|
| Jurassic Spork
|
504
|
| Justin Chewdeau
|
240
|
| Kebab Seger and the Silver Gullet Band
|
364
|
| Kelly Bowland
|
389
|
| Kevin James' Buffalo Bill suit
|
142
|
| Kevin McWhale
|
127
|
| King of the Chews
|
262
|
| King of the Ewoks
|
275
|
| Kirby that sucked up a grizzly bear, but only obtained its size, body hair, and appetite
|
105
|
| K.K. Sliders
|
248
|
| Kowalick's friend
|
299
|
| Krang's Body
|
69
|
| Kris Crinkle Cut
|
379
|
| Kung Fu Panda Express
|
221
|
| L. Ron Grubbard
|
206
|
| Lana Del Taco
|
357
|
| Larry Turd
|
126
|
| Last Action Gyro
|
209
|
| late coming from a Cabinet meeting
|
DD
|
| lead singer of Roundgarden, Chris Coronary
|
212
|
| less articulate Hodor
|
56
|
| less fuckable Friar Tuck
|
107
|
| Lex Chewmore
|
509
|
| Lil Gas X
|
336
|
| Limp Dipshit
|
232
|
| literal food pyramid
|
113
|
| literal manifestation of the title Eyes Wide Shut
|
149
|
| literal wampa
|
275
|
| Little Caesar's Chavez
|
410
|
| live-action Winnie the Pooh with no need for a cock sock
|
369
|
| live-action Wreck-It Ralph
|
101
|
| Lord of the Fries
|
358
|
| low-T Man, Master of the Spooniverse
|
505
|
| low-T Rex
|
287
|
| Luigi Manicotti
|
476
|
| Luke Frystalker
|
275
|
| Mac and Cheese Jones
|
320
|
| Macauley Hulkin
|
143
|
| Man of La Muncha
|
458
|
| a man with a head so big, he needs two cameras for a Zoom call
|
255
|
| a man with a less-varied wardrobe than a cartoon character
|
210
|
| Manchester by the CPAP
|
499
|
| Marcus Smart, but instead of 'Smart' it's 'Dumb'
|
DD
|
| Marshawn Lunch "Feast Mode"
|
356
|
| a marshmallow someone dropped on a barbershop floor
|
60
|
| Martin Scorsneezy
|
312
|
| Max Rebo minus the musical talent
|
71
|
| Mayor for Life, Marion Crunchberry
|
219
|
| MC Stammer
|
131
|
| Meal Diamond
|
508
|
| melting Gray Hulk
|
59
|
| Michael Anthony Hall
|
296
|
| Michael "Big Mac"Donald
|
104
|
| Michael "Fourth Thursday of November" Mitchell
|
424
|
| Michael Oscar Mayers
|
322
|
| Micheltangelo
|
423
|
| Mike Squintzowski
|
397
|
| Million Dollar Baby, Squint Feastgood
|
260
|
| mini-boney soup
|
519
|
| Missing Link of Sausage
|
291
|
| Mitch Big Head-berg
|
194
|
| Mitchell the Hutt
|
169
|
| Mitchell vs. The Latrines
|
374
|
| Mitchell vs. The Vaccines
|
484
|
| Mitchy 2 Chinz
|
140
|
| Mr. Baja Blasts Into The Shower
|
440
|
| Mr. Belchedere
|
316
|
| Mr. Butterworth
|
276
|
| Mr. Crimm
|
510
|
| Mucinex Mascot
|
189
|
| My Love for You is Deep Dish, but Deviled Eggs Love Me Deeper
|
492
|
| My Neighbor Tater Tot-oro
|
288
|
| Nacho Libra
|
517
|
| Nat King Bowl
|
389
|
| Neil de Grassfed Tyson
|
182
|
| New England Pastry-ots quarterback, Big Mac Jones
|
425
|
| New England suicide barometer
|
67
|
| Nissan altima Gaib
|
452
|
| Noose Vilanch
|
128
|
| Norman Baste
|
350
|
| Nutty Buddy Young Jr. (aka. Mr. Saturday Bite)
|
491
|
| Obi One-Ton Kenobi
|
166
|
| Obi 10-1 Kenobi
|
477
|
| Obi-Wan Manatee
|
275
|
| Obi-Wan Stromboli
|
359
|
| Obi-Wonton Kedoughbi
|
516
|
| Obi-Wonton Kehoagie
|
516
|
| Obi-Wonton Kolache
|
516
|
| Oedipus Chex
|
342
|
| Oedipus Steps
|
393
|
| One Burger After Another
|
520
|
| one half of Bisquel and SplitPeabert
|
518
|
| Otis Breading
|
217
|
| Ozempic's Final Boss
|
444
|
| Pale Organa
|
275
|
| Pants the Crapper
|
400
|
| participant in the Boston 'Low T' Party
|
229
|
| Patriots legend, Antonio Brownie
|
230
|
| Paul Entréeides
|
436
|
| Paul Fart, Mall Flop
|
325
|
| Paul Funyon
|
161
|
| Paul Waffle Houser
|
396
|
| Paulie Smallnuts
|
361
|
| Paunch de Leon
|
227
|
| Philip SeeNo Hogman
|
472
|
| piece of shit with a beard
|
267
|
| Pirate of Micropeenzance
|
372
|
| Plaiddington Bear
|
192
|
| a police composite sketch of Grimace
|
72
|
| Porn-no
|
441
|
| Post Bowlone
|
389
|
| post-lobotomy Peter Griffin
|
79
|
| Postmates Malone
|
157
|
| pre-ghost Slimer
|
55
|
| Prime Minister Justin Food-dough
|
468
|
| Pudge Nelson
|
296
|
| Quentin Tarantotino
|
DD
|
| R2-Eat2
|
275
|
| Racist Wario
|
52
|
| Rage Against the Vending Machine frontman, Zack de la Almond Roca
|
277
|
| Rajon Roundo
|
117
|
| Rascal in the Sty
|
441
|
| Raspberry Lime Rickey Gervais
|
160
|
| a real piece of shit
|
98
|
| Really Lil Dicky
|
156
|
| recently banned from Fenway
|
103
|
| recently divorced Paul Bunyan
|
65
|
| Red Velvet, directed by David Lunch
|
282
|
| Red Velvet, directed by David Lunch
|
431
|
| Reel Big Filet-O-Fish
|
394
|
| rejected Nothing But Trouble character
|
69
|
| RFK Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger
|
DD
|
| Richard Bowlzer, starring as Detective Munch Madness
|
391
|
| Richard Karn's riverbloated corpse
|
66
|
| Richie Mitch aka. The Silver Spoonman
|
376
|
| Rick Poutine-o
|
146
|
| Robert Kraft Mac and Cheese
|
196
|
| Rocky with twice the CTE and half the eyesight
|
DD
|
| Ruth's Chris Christie
|
62
|
| Ruth's Chris Farley
|
202
|
| Sad Stevens
|
154
|
| Salacious B. Cum
|
449
|
| Salvador Delí
|
429
|
| Samosa Dough
|
407
|
| Samosa Joe
|
506
|
| Sando Calrissian
|
270
|
| Santa's drowned corpse
|
82
|
| Saturated Fats Domino
|
151
|
| Sauceferatu
|
333
|
| scientist trying to create the first ever half-man, half-shower hybrid
|
432
|
| Scottie Poopen
|
409
|
| Senate Majority Leader Mitch McDonald's
|
216
|
| sentient carafe of expired buttermilk
|
86
|
| several cows worth of Leatherface
|
421
|
| Shaq Galifianakis
|
213
|
| shower cum laude
|
435
|
| Shy Hog Halud
|
452
|
| Sideshow Blob
|
145
|
| Single and Ready for Pringles
|
164
|
| Single and Looking to Pringle
|
328
|
| Sleep Apnea Snorlax
|
77
|
| slice of pizza Pie-akan
|
459
|
| slightly less green Shrek
|
444
|
| Slim Jim Pickens
|
482
|
| Slob Cratchit
|
330
|
| Sloppy Joe Biden
|
279
|
| Sloppy Joe Hill
|
411
|
| slowly decaying Jack-o'-Lantern
|
75
|
| Snack Reacher
|
447
|
| Socialist Presidential Candidate, Huge Crane V. Debs
|
411
|
| somehow not a Sloppy Boy
|
263
|
| Sonic the Headhog
|
338
|
| Sonic the Hot Dog
|
338
|
| Sonic the Smallhog
|
338
|
| Spaghetti Vedder
|
247
|
| Spamuel Chompers
|
411
|
| Spirited McAy
|
441
|
| Squint Eastwood
|
168
|
| Squint Julep
|
223
|
| Squintcess Monognocchi
|
441
|
| Squintin' Marsalis
|
297
|
| Squintin' Tarantino
|
129
|
| Squished Mark Eaton
|
245
|
| Stair Wars: The Rise of a Slow Walker
|
380
|
| star of Grazing Bull, Robert Do Rito
|
377
|
| star of The Tamale War
|
304
|
| Sterile Owens
|
428
|
| Stewbacca
|
275
|
| Stink Floyd
|
308
|
| Stocky Balboa
|
137
|
| Strawberrius Smuckers
|
DD
|
| Strike Mitchell
|
398
|
| Supreme Eater Snoke
|
141
|
| Sweaty Krueger
|
450
|
| Sweet Baby Ray's Liotta
|
326
|
| Tamale Ringwald (of the Unnecessarily Large Breakfast Club)
|
296
|
| Ted Bundty
|
191
|
| Texter
|
471
|
| the architect of Central Pork, Breaderick Slaw Olmstead
|
404
|
| The Banshee of I-Ain't-Sharin'
|
417
|
| The Big Whopper
|
271
|
| The Biscuit of Columbia
|
403
|
| The Boston Cream Strangler
|
109
|
| The Boston Market Strangler
|
211
|
| The Boston Pee Farty
|
155
|
| The Buca di Boba Fett
|
334
|
| The Chew Anon Shaman
|
327
|
| "the crumbs are coming from inside the mouth"
|
419
|
| The Crunch Wrap of Notre Dame
|
231
|
| the final Pokemon evolution of Bob's Big Boy
|
110
|
| The Fuddrucker Proxy
|
513
|
| The Girthday Boy
|
144
|
| The Golden State Buffet Killer
|
153
|
| The Greatest Doughman, starring Huge Snackman
|
272
|
| The Hamdalorian
|
275
|
| The Hill That Doesn't Have Eyes
|
420
|
| The Hills Have No Eyes
|
265
|
| the inspiration for the size of Brutus Buckeye's head
|
236
|
| The Invisible Manhood
|
420
|
| the Irish Curse in human form
|
292
|
| The Just Barely Running Man
|
523
|
| The King of Thousand Island
|
422
|
| the living embodiment of Scattered, Smothered, and Covered
|
203
|
| the living embodiment of a Weeble
|
427
|
| The Lord of the Onion Rings: Return of the Burger King
|
362
|
| The Lord of the Ringcam
|
487
|
| the man who CC's Pizza on every email
|
464
|
| the man who could do for Grimace what Josh Brolin did for Thanos if Marvel had the balls to cast him
|
200
|
| the man who puts the 'micro' and the 'soft' in Microsoft
|
238
|
| the man whose pubic region is also referred to as Stumptown
|
349
|
| The Mayor of Rip City ('Rip' being the sound it makes whenever he tries on a new pair of pants)
|
197
|
| The Mayor of Squintcy, Massachusetts
|
111
|
| The Mitchelin Man (made of burgers, not tires)
|
118
|
| The Mitchuation
|
DD
|
| The Nacho Man, Randy Flabbage
|
DD39
|
| The Nature Boy, Thic Flair
|
205
|
| The Notorious B.L.T.
|
341
|
| the original Nashville Predator
|
347
|
| The Peek Freak
|
363
|
| The Rubbing Man
|
523
|
| The Six Million Calorie Man
|
178
|
| The Smartest Man I Know... NOT!
|
139
|
| The Squinter Soldier
|
295
|
| the star of Honey, I Shrunk My Face
|
58
|
| the star of Honey, I Shrunk My Dick
|
250
|
| the star of Olive Garden State, Snack Braff
|
252
|
| the starting center of the Golden Plate Warriors
|
DD
|
| The SpoonManatee
|
123
|
| The Statue of David, except thicker and with a smaller penis
|
280
|
| the Steve Bannon to my Jared Kushner
|
99
|
| The Substance version of President William Howard Taft
|
DD
|
| The Sultan of Sweat
|
100
|
| The Tomorrow S'more
|
302
|
| The Tomorrow Wario
|
303
|
| The Uncrustable Hulk
|
346
|
| The White Low T
|
493
|
| The Wolf of WingStreet
|
273
|
| The 41 Year-Old Virgin
|
465
|
| They Fry Now?
|
290
|
| Thick Moranis
|
64
|
| Thomas Haden Church's Chicken
|
506
|
| Tighty Whitey Wasteband Bulger
|
170
|
| Tim Allen, one hour into The Santa Clause
|
188
|
| Timothée Chalamayonnaise
|
392
|
| Timothée Chal-not-get-laid
|
437
|
| today's Tums Sawyer
|
467
|
| Tom Gravy
|
124
|
| Tom Weighty
|
125
|
| Tom Yum Nook
|
251
|
| Tony Souprano
|
460
|
| Tour de Ranch winner, Lance Parmesan
|
454
|
| Tragic Mike's Last Pants starring Channing Potatum and Salmonella Hayek
|
388
|
| Troy Cakeman
|
138
|
| Tum Cruise
|
502
|
| Tummy Trouble in Little Studio
|
443
|
| Twelve Days of Christmas rewrite
|
525
|
| Unkar Plutt without the portion control
|
106
|
| Unkar Putz
|
116
|
| Usain Bowl
|
387
|
| veteran of the Sbarro War
|
305
|
| walking Bologna Virus
|
244
|
| Wario Batali
|
DD36
|
| Wario's Wario
|
122
|
| White Gamorrean
|
78
|
| Whitey Bulging
|
88
|
| Wild Bill Hiccup
|
317
|
| worst-case scenario Donal Logue
|
70
|
| Wreck-It Ralph on a bender
|
54
|
| Wyatt Burp
|
414
|
| Yoda's Ballsack
|
490
|
| young, dumb, and full of crumbs
|
112
|
| Young Santa
|
53
|
| "you say to-may-to, he says to-mah-to" war
|
306
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