"Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers 2 with John Early" is Episode 357 of Doughboys, hosted by Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell. "Raising Cane's Chicken Fingers 2 with John Early" was released on July 7, 2022.
Synopsis[]
John Early (Search Party, Would It Kill You to Laugh?) joins the 'boys to discuss recovery foods and favorite sauces before a review of Raising Cane's. Plus, a brand new segment, Ruin My Day.
Nick's intro[]
The 2018 U.S. midterm elections saw the Democrats take control of the House of Representatives, running on a platform of opposition to Trump and not much else. Though short of the predicted blue wave, it did usher in a new class of Democratic lawmakers — including first-term Congressman Chris Pappas of New Hampshire.
And Pappas had the platform for his political ascendance largely because he descends from New England restaurant royalty: his great-grandfather was Arthur Pappas, a Greek-American immigrant who co-founded Puritan Confectionary Company in Manchester, New Hampshire in 1917. Decades later, in 1974, the shop added a restaurant, the Puritan Backroom, and debuted its signature dish: a chicken breast sliced, breaded, and deep-fried. Known alternately as strips, fingers, tenders, or tendies, the textured protein logs became a staple at diners, bars, and fast-food outlets.
By 1996, chicken tenders were ubiquitous enough that a concept based entirely around the dish launched near the campus of LSU in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. The chain — which opts to call them chicken fingers — was an instant hit in the Pelican State, and in the 2010s grew into a national sensation, expanding to over 600 locations known for their traffic-altering drive-through lines (though the eatery has yet to dare expansion into the Mecca of tendies, Manchester itself).
As the 2022 midterm elections loom in November, the struggling economy and lack of Democratic legislative action point toward a possible defeat for Pappas, who’s done little notable in Congress besides vote against marijuana legalization. But since he, like most of Congress in both parties, comes from money, he can always fall back on the Puritan Backroom, the chicken-tender inventor he co-owns. Because as the popularity of the Louisiana chain shows, tendies will always be a hit in states red and blue.
This week on Doughboys… we return to Raising Cane’s.
Fork rating[]
The first time the Doughboys reviewed Raising Cane's was in April 2021 (episode 296). Their ratings were all over the place: Mitch gave it a full 5 forks, Nick didn't rate it because he wasn't eating chicken at the time (and let Emma rate it 5), and Matt Selman also kept it out of the Golden Plate Club.
guest / host | ordered | rating |
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Nick Wiger |
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4 forks |
Mike Mitchell |
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5 forks |
John Early |
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3 forks |
In giving his score for Raising Cane's, Nick also adjusts his prior score for Dave's Hot Chicken from episode 353.
With the 3-4-5 scores, they declare themselves the Podium Pals or Stepladder Lads (or something).
Ruin My Day 😃🙁[]
This is the debut of a segment in which Mitch and the guest are given a bad scenario and they have to determine if it would ruin the other person's day or not.
They don't really keep score or anything, but I have added it here.
scenario | guess | actual | score (MM - JE) |
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John gets McDonald's and the milkshake leaks all into his cupholder | ruins his day | ruins his day | 1 - 0 |
Mitch goes 20 minutes out of his way to get Sonic, and it's closed | would not ruin | would not ruin | 1 - 1 |
John orders soup and it's too hot and burns off his taste buds for rest of meal | ruins his day | ruins his day | 2 - 1 |
Mitch is eating lunch and finds a short and wiry hair in his mouth | would not ruin | would not ruin | 2 - 2 |
John's Postmates order, when tired and hungry, is late and screwed up, but they fully refund his money | ruins his day | ruins his day | 3 - 2 |
Mitch forgot his headphones on a plane and they won't let him back on to get it | ruins his day | ruins his day | 3 - 3 |
Roast Spoonman[]
“ | Lana Del Taco | ” |
–Scotty 2 Spoons |
Quotes[]
“ | You know the old saying "milk milk lemonade / around the corner, fudge is made"? Here... around the corner, lemonade is made! | ” |
–Mike Mitchell re: Raising Cane's filling up the lemonade for you |
“ | Think how different Se7en would be if he opened up the box... and it was a Box Combo from Raising Cane's? | ” |
–Mike Mitchell |
“ | I love a podcast where there's a god-damn concept and you're not just talking about what makes you tick. | ” |
–John Early: re The Doughboys |
#hashtags[]
- #Zombeats
Feedbag[]
“ | In the event of a zombie apocalypse, what food are you ransacking from a chain restaurant or grocery store that you couldn't live without? | ” |
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guest / host | food to hoard during a zombie apocalypse |
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Nick Wiger |
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Mike Mitchell |
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John Early |
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