"Munch Madness: Poké Bar v Sweetfin Poke with Oscar Montoya" is an episode of the premium-content podcast, Doughboys Double, hosted by Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell. "Munch Madness: Poké Bar v Sweetfin Poke with Oscar Montoya" was released on March 7, 2023.
Synopsis[]
Oscar Montoya (Podcast Killed the Video Star, Minx) joins the 'boys to talk Da Finchman and veganism before tackling the Poke region of Munch Madness 2023: The Tournament of Chompions: BOWL!
Nick's intro[]
This week on Doughboys Double: the second quarter-pounder final matchup of Munch Madness 2023: The Tournament of Chompions: BOWL: Poke Region — Poké Bar vs. Sweetfin!
Let's a-go!
BOWL: Rules 📜[]
The rules for this year's Munch Madness 2023: The Tournament of Chompions: BOWL:
- Salad ain't valid. No salads! Bowls only.
- Chili is silly. No simple bowls of chili.
- Stew won't do. Bowl viscosity must be stew-level at minimum. Goop not soup!
- When it comes to strikes, we're at the bowling alley. Strikes are good! Three strikes and you are in. Two strikes = a 7-10 split decision and you are also in.
Drinks are in the gutter. Sides are also in the gutter.(Adam Pally talks Susser into allowing drinks and sides in this Tournament.)- Cookies are ookie. Cookies cannot be considered, but it must be asked: is Christmas a cookie holiday?
- When it comes to bread, there is more that will be said. Chips are also bread.
- Silverware and the bowl itself can be factored in to the decision.
BOWL: Poke Region 🍲[]
The first time the Doughboys reviewed Sweetfin was back in 2019, when Nick and Mitch each gave it 4 forks (and it made the Golden Plate Club).
They have not previously reviewed Poké Bar.
guest / host | ordered from Poké Bar | ordered from Sweetfin |
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Nick Wiger | Poké Small Bowl
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Shiitake Chili Tofu Bowl
Taro Chips Sesame Rice Crackers |
Mike Mitchell | House Brown Sugar Milk Tea with Boba
Poké Large Bowl
Hawaiian Luau BBQ Chips |
Yuzu Salmon Poke Bowl (large)
Taro Chips |
Oscar Montoya | Pineapple Smoothie
Poké Small Bowl
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Classic Tuna Poke Bowl
Taro Chips |
BOWL: Poke Region: Scoring 🍲[]
For this year's Tournament, The Doughboys rate the bowls on their Greens, Grains, Proteins, Dips/Dressing, Bowl, Silverware/Drinks/Bread (the Pally Rule), and Portion Size (the Montoya Rule). They do not rate numerically or on any scale, but just say which one they prefer.
guest / host | Greens | Grains | Proteins | Dips/Dressing | Bowl | Silverware/Drinks/Bread/Treat | Portion Size |
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Nick Wiger | Poké Bar | Sweetfin | Sweetfin | Sweetfin | Sweetfin | Sweetfin | Poké Bar |
Mike Mitchell | Poké Bar | Poké Bar | tie | Sweetfin | Sweetfin | Sweetfin | Poké Bar |
Oscar Montoya | Poké Bar | Sweetfin | Sweetfin | Sweetfin | Sweetfin | Sweetfin | Sweetfin |
BOWL: Poke Region: Results 🍲[]
Which of these bowls are being given to The Dude in The Big Lebowski and is so good that it resurrects Donny back to life?
The winning bowl gets a strike. (Three strikes and you're in. Turkeys are good! But also two strikes is a 7-10 split decision and you advance as well.)
If it loses, it is declared a gutterball and is given to The Man.
guest / host | winner |
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Nick Wiger | Sweetfin |
Mike Mitchell | Sweetfin |
Oscar Montoya | Sweetfin |
So Sweetfin gets three strikes and wins! It advances to the next round of The Tournament.
Poké Bar is flushed down the toilet and goes to The Man.
Is Christmas A Cookie Holiday? 🎄🍪[]
guest | is Christmas a cookie holiday? |
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Oscar Montoya | yes |
Quotes[]
“ | Nick:: The point of giving a gift is to give it. Mitch: Don't lecture me about the point of giving a gift!! |
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–The Doughboys |
“ | I saw your eyes go black! | ” |
–Mike Mitchell re: Nick before he improvises a song about Pokemon and Poké |
Related Episodes[]
Oscar Montoya episodes | Sweetfin episodes | Poké Bar episodes | BOWL episodes |
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