"Pizza Hut 4 with Neil Campbell and Mitra Jouhari" is Episode 503 of Doughboys, hosted by Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell. "Pizza Hut 4 with Neil Campbell and Mitra Jouhari" was released on July 10, 2025.
"Tomorrow… with Neil Campbell & Mitra Jouhari" - @doughboys.bsky.social
Synopsis[]
Neil Campbell (@neilerdude) and Mitra Jouhari (@mitrajouhari) of Digman! join the 'boys to talk favorite ice cream spots, Avatar, and the new season of Digman! before a review of Pizza Hut. Plus, another edition of Snack or Wack.
Nick's intro[]
The Net
In an early table-setting sequence of the 1995 techno-thriller The Net, star Sandra Bullock is shown logging onto the website "pizza.net" to order home pie delivery. It’s one of those depictions of near futurism made to look quaint by the actual future: Bullock, as Angela Bennett, types in her order with a computer keyboard and views the confirmation on her CRT monitor, in Angelfire-adjacent web design.
Back in the nineties, the decade when many of you young fucks listening to this were born, only about one in three US households owned a PC, and only about one in six had internet access. Yet still, online pizza delivery wasn’t just the domain of a sexy sci-fi computer programmer caught in a deadly game of cat-and-mouse that functioned as a neo-Luddite morality play. In fact, in 1994, a year before The Net showed why you shouldn’t bank on Dennis Miller’s acting chops, an actual website launched that allowed actual humans to order actual pizza — provided you lived in its sole test market of Santa Cruz, California.
The site, developed by the world’s second largest pizza chain, was called PizzaNet — lose the dot — it’s cleaner. Its crude grayscale interface, designed for early web browsers that couldn’t render inline images, presented a text menu and a webform where users could type in their pizza preferences and address; payment was cash on delivery.
The movie The Net, which released the same year muscle-nerd cueball Jeff Bezos created Amazon.com, included a Bullock monologue that could’ve been a description of what Amazon and all e-commerce would become: “They knew what I ate, they knew what I drank, they knew what movies that I watch, they knew what cigarettes I used to smoke… they must have watched on the Internet, I don't know, watched my credit cards? Our whole lives are on the computer.”
That prescient insight now conveniently extends to order history on your choice of countless pizza-delivery sites and apps, but the OG, PizzaNet, is still hosted in archive at its corporate parent’s URL.
This week on Doughboys… we return, once again, to Pizza Hut.
Fork rating[]
This is the fourth review of Pizza Hut on Doughboys. The first visit was way back in 2016, when Nick rated it 2.5 forks and Mitch 3 (and Neil Campbell famously gave it 1 fork). Then in 2020, they returned a second time and Nick gave it 3 forks and Mitch 2.25 forks. The third trip was in 2022 and Nick went to 1.5 forks and Mitch 2 forks; Pizza Hut is thereby in the Broken Plate Club.
| guest / host | ordered | rating |
|---|---|---|
| Nick Wiger |
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1 fork |
| Mike Mitchell |
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1 fork |
| Neil Campbell | 1 fork | |
| Mitra Jouhari | 1.5 forks |
Nick took his own trip to a Pizza Hut, and the other three had an order together to the studio.
Mitch thought the Cheesy Bites Pizza was fine, but doesn't like Pizza Hut anymore. Nick calls Pizza Hut "perpetually disappointing," and his favorite thing from this meal was the Fries. Mitra only liked the Cheesy Bites Pizza, but didn't enjoy anything else. Neil tried hard to re-consider his 2016 review, but ended up feeling exactly the same.
With these scores, Pizza Hut remains firmly in the Broken Plate Club.
Snack or Wack[]
The Fantastic 4 Frosted Blue Raspberry Pop-Tarts
In Snack or Wack, the Doughboys have a snack and decide if it is 'good' or 'bad'.
For this episode, they try The Fantastic 4 Frosted Blue Raspberry Pop-Tarts.
| guest / host | rating |
|---|---|
| Nick Wiger | Snack |
| Mike Mitchell | Snack |
| Neil Campbell | Snack |
| Mitra Jouhari | Snack |
Roast Spoonman[]
Count Orlok
| “ | Count Oreolok | ” |
–Matt the mail carrier | ||
The Feedbag[]
| “ | How do you feel about sneaking food into movie theaters? | ” |
–Brian | ||
| guest / host | sneaking food into movies |
|---|---|
| Nick Wiger | has no problem with doing it. will take a ba-na-na to eat quietly |
| Mike Mitchell | takes in a roast goose |
| Neil Campbell | doesn't do it but is fine with it |
| Mitra Jouhari | packs all sorts of snacks in bags and puts it in her tote and then buys a soda there |
| Amelia Marino | doesn't usually eat anything at movies |
Quotes[]
| “ | When the pretty girls find a shop to all work out, I don't like it. It gets me too anxious! I'm not gonna go into that shop. It's too intimidating. I can't go in there. | ” |
–Mike Mitchell | ||
| “ | Mitch: Do you like squid ink? Neil: Not when I'm chasing a squid. |
” |
–Squidboys | ||
| “ | I went to Pizza Hut with Neve Campbell on the first season of Twisted Metal. She ordered five Party of Ones. | ” |
–Twisted Metal | ||
| “ | I went to Pizza Hut with The Thing. He ordered four Party of Ones. | ” |
–Mike Mitchell | ||
| “ | Mitra: Next time I'm here, can we be blue? Nick: I would LOVE that. |
” |
–Mitra turning the Doughboys blue | ||
Drops and Plugs[]
| reference | notes |
|---|---|
| Mitch's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles parody song "That's Why They Call It The Ooze" | in Mitch's drop (by LeTenTickles) |
| Digman! | Neil & Mitra's plug |
Related Episodes[]
| Pizza Hut episodes | Neil Campbell episodes | Mitra Jouhari episodes |
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