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"Pinkberry with Lauren Lapkus" is Episode 58 of Doughboys, hosted by Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger. "Pinkberry with Lauren Lapkus" was released on June 23, 2016.

Synopsis[]

The one and only Lauren Lapkus (Jurassic World, Comedy Bang! Bang!) spends some time with the ‘boys to talk being a picky eater and to review frozen yogurt hotspot Pinkberry. Plus, Mitch attempts to improve on his winless record in another edition of Pie in this Guy.

Nick's intro[]

Pinkbfounder

the founder of Pinkberry

Seven years without parole: that sentence, the maximum allowable by law, was handed down to Young Lee, a Korean-American businessman convicted of assault with a deadly weapon for the brutal tire-iron beating of a homeless man in June 2011. According to LAPD reports, Lee was angered after the transient showed his fiancée a sexually explicit tattoo, so he chased the victim down, ordered him to kneel and apologize, then proceeded to beat him mercilessly anyway.

But a half-decade prior to this savage crime, Lee and partner Shelly Hwang opened a frozen-yogurt shop on a trendy block in West Hollywood. The concept, cribbed from South Korean chain Red Mango, was a stripped-down menu of just two flavors and a topping selection dominated by fresh fruit.

As a single location, it became a phenomenon and expanded nationwide and internationally within its first five years of operation. Its imprint on LA food culture was apparent in an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm, where Larry is tasked with retrieving the chain's yogurt as a dog's last meal.

A minor scandal relative to its now-departed co-founder's indefensible assault, the chain faced charges in 2008 that it didn't technically offer real yogurt and was forced to alter its recipe to receive the National Yogurt Association's "Live and Active Culture" seal.

Now with 260 locations in twenty countries, does this modern re-inventor of FroYo remain a must-go?

Or has it become a new No-No?

This week on Doughboys: Pinkberry.

Fork rating[]

guest / host ordered rating
Nick Wiger
  • Strawberry Banana Swirl
    • Strawberries
    • Cap'n Crunch
    • Chocolate Chips
3 forks
Mike Mitchell
  • Chocolate Hazelnut Swirl / Cookies n Cream Swirl
    • Oreo
    • Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
    • Snickers
3 forks
Lauren Lapkus
  • Chocolate Hazelnut Swirl
    • Oreo
    • Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
    • Dark Chocolate Crisps
3 forks

Member of the Hand-holding Club.

Dessert Rankings[]

Mitch asks them to rank desserts: cake, pie, ice cream, cupcakes (pie), brownies, etc. This bit does not go very far, because they argue about definitions.

guest / host 1st
Nick Wiger ice cream
Mike Mitchell chocolate cake
Lauren Lapkus chocolate cake

Roast Spoonman[]

Honeyshrunk

the star of Honey, I Shrunk The Kids

The star of Honey, I Shrunk My Face

–Adam Rost

Pie in This Guy 🥧[]

Pecanpink

pecan pie

In this segment, Nick brings in a mystery slice of pie and Mitch and the guest crack a series of clues to guess what it is. They have the help of a lifeline: smell test or phone-a-friend.

The winner of the contest receives the mystery pie. The loser goes home empty-stomached.

Today's mystery pie was a Pecan Pie.

guest / host clue / guess result
Where I come from, the beaches are sandy, and this pie's key ingredient is used in sandies.
Mike Mitchell key lime pie incorrect
We may not agree on how to pronounce this southern pie, but we do agree it is delightful.
Lauren Lapkus pecan pie correct

Lauren Lapkus is the winner!

Quotes[]

When I hear someone that I know and respect listens to the show, I always feel bad.

–Nick Wiger

Nick: Do you peel, or do you bite into [string cheese]?

Lauren: I peel the string, baby!
Nick: I just bite into it whole.
Mitch: Have some fucking self control, god damn it.

–Lauren, Mitch & Nick on string cheese chomping

Nick: There are at least twelve flavors of ice cream that I would take above all other desserts.

Mitch: Wow. There's definitely some shitty ice cream in your twelve flavors now. Vanilla, chocolate, there's two...
Nick: I don't think I'd put chocolate in my top-twelve.
Lauren: WHAT?!!
Nick: I'd go vanilla, chocolate chip, mint chocolate chip, cookies & cream, strawberry, coconut, salted caramel, butter pecan...
Mitch: This is bullshit.

–Nick hates chocolate ice cream

Nick: You don't have to eat the pie now. You get the pie, it's yours to take home and do what you will with.
Lauren: I'm gonna fuck it like in American Pie.

Nick: Whoever this pie is going home with, it's gonna get fucked.
Mitch: It's coming from you, so I'm pretty sure it's already been fucked.

–Pie In This Guy

#hashtags[]

  • #PeelinOut vs. #StickItIn vs. #StringCheeseIncident
  • #FitDracula

The Feedbag[]

My question is: When you two go out to review a restaurant together, who pays for the meal? Do you just split it evenly or actually calculate what you each owe? Or does one pick it up and expect the other to get it next time? There are endless possibilities! Thanks, guys!

–Jarret Nathan

guest / host splitting the check policy
Nick Wiger if Nick has cash, he overpays his share
Mike Mitchell always wants it to be equally split, but likes to pay for the group
Lauren Lapkus it's getting more complicated and stressful as people get older

Restaurants[]

official visits location notes
Pinkberry Burbank, CA Nick and Mitch went together to this location
restaurants referenced location notes
Pequod's Pizza / Lou Malnati's / Giordano's Chicago, LI some Chicago deep dish pizza places
Tender Green's / Sweetgreen some salad chains
Penguin's / Yogurtland / Menchie's / TCBY some frozen yogurt chains
Jeni's Splendid Ice Creams
Sweet Rose Creamery / Ben & Jerry's / Thrifty's ice cream spots Nick likes
Brigham's Ice Cream Quincy, MA Mitch's favorite ice cream spot

Drops and Themes[]

reference notes
Marvin Gaye "What's Going On?" in Mitch's drop (by Thomas Tissot)
Warrant "Cherry Pie" theme for Pie In This Guy
PEARS the Feedbag question came from a member of PEARS

Related Episodes[]

Lauren Lapkus episodes

Photos (via @doughboyspod)[]

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