"Munch Madness: Pie Noon: The Shipping Chews with Kevin T. Porter" is an episode of the premium-content podcast, Doughboys Double, hosted by Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger. "Munch Madness: Pie Noon: The Shipping Chews with Kevin T. Porter" was released on March 23, 2021.
Synopsis[]
Kevin T. Porter (Good Christian Fun, Gilmore Guys, Kevin Bakin') joins the 'boys for an extra-large Double to determine what competitor will move on to the Munch Madness: Pie Noon finale.
Tournament of Chompions: Pie Noon Rules 📜[]
The rules for Pie Noon:
- Just desserts! - meals may not appeal (if you're an entree or main, you cannot join the game)
- No sweet drinks; it has to be more like a shake to be included - If your drink is not slushy, Wiger will get fussy (the juice is not loose).
- Donuts 'do nut' count - no breakfast pastries or sweets!
- If it's in a mall, you can't play ball! - restaurants like Cinnabon or Auntie Ann's aren't seen as desserts, and they also do not want to go into a mall during the pandemic.
- If it's national, it's noshinal - only full national chains included this year.
Tournament of Chompions: The Shipping Chews Region 🧁🥐[]
As a punishment for Mitch failing to vote in an episode, The Shipping Chews was decreed in the last episode as a battle between Sprinkles and Cinnabon, with the winner advancing straight to the Finals. The Doughboys ordered a shipment from each.
Since this was a sudden, new region, they don't do the usual ratings and just announce which gets sent to the Cenobites (if Sprinkles, they become Cenopies; if Cinnabon, they become Cinnobites).
guest / host | Cinnabon | Sprinkles | winner |
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Nick Wiger | Classic Rolls Box |
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Cinnabon |
Mike Mitchell | Classic Rolls Box |
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Sprinkles |
Kevin T. Porter | Classic Rolls Box |
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Sprinkles |
Sprinkles advances to the Finale!
#hashtags[]
- #IBelieveYouMitch
- #SaveDrSeuss
Quotes[]
“ | I'm gonna beat up Wiger and he's gonna have a giant smile on his face and he's gonna get hard. | ” |
–Mike Mitchell |
“ | "Number one with a bullet" is Wige's order at McDonald's. | ” |
–Mike Mitchell |
“ | I have a thought puzzle for both of you. If the Hamburglar steals burgers, what do you call the man who steals ham? | ” |
–Mike Mitchell's thought puzzle |
“ | Kevin: Trying to disabuse Mitch of the notion that cupcakes are not pie is like trying to convince a family member that QAnon is not real. Mitch: It would make a good HBO documentary getting to the bottom of me believing cupcakes are pie. |
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–HBO Presents: Mitch |
Related Episodes[]
Pie Noon episodes | Cinnabon episodes | Sprinkles episodes | Kevin T. Porter episodes |
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