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"Munch Madness: Fat Chance Kitchen Semifinals with Neil Campbell" is an episode of the premium-content podcast, Doughboys Double, hosted by Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger. "Munch Madness: Fat Chance Kitchen Semifinals with Neil Campbell" was released on March 20, 2018.

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"Tomorrow on Doughboys Double... round one of the #MunchMadness loser’s bracket, where sides... are on the field? This... is Fat Chance Kitchen." - @doughboyspod

Synopsis[]

The hilarious Neil Campbell (Brooklyn 99, Comedy Bang! Bang!), whose first appearance resulted in him giving Pizza Hut an infamous one fork rating, returns as the loser's bracket of #MunchMadness 2018 sizzles with a Sides Showdown.

Fat Chance Kitchen intro[]

Each week, the defeated combatants of The Tournament of Chompions compete to stay alive. The loser goes home for good! The winner continues for a chance to re-enter the main competition. This is Fat Chance Kitchen.

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The Slice Is Right: Fat Chance Kitchen Semifinals 🍕[]

Fat Chance Kitchen follows different rules than the main competition. Mainly, it is a Sides Showdown: where the rules are reversed: sides are on the field, but pizza is on the sidelines.

The winner stays alive in the competition, but the loser remains under the Eiffel Tower being sneered at by the French frogs.

The Doughboys order two sides from each of the four first-round losers: Papa John's, Pizza Hut, Sbarro, and California Pizza Kitchen. They also decided on no buffalo wings, pasta, or salads -- nothing that could be eaten as a main dish; sides had to truly be sides. (Except for Sbarro, where they got three items, and they're sort of entree-ish.)

These were the orders:

Papa John's order Pizza Hut order Sbarro order CPK order
  • Jalapeno Cheesesticks
  • Chicken Poppers
  • Stuffed Garlic Knots
  • Quepapas
  • Baked Ziti
  • Meat Strombolo
  • one breadstick
  • Avocado Club Egg Rolls
  • Szechwan Chicken Dumplings

The Doughboys did a ranked choice voting, where all three privately ranked the orders. Emma then tallied up the votes for a final result.

The winner is: California Pizza Kitchen!

It appears that both Nick and Neil rated the sides in this order: CPK, Pizza Hut, Sbarro, Papa John's. Mitch was the same, but had Pizza Hut first over CPK, however.

Quotes[]

I've always said that in terms of pizza, if you look at it from above, it's the same shape as a hockey puck.

–Neil Campbell

We're dowsed in silly sauce!

–Nick Wiger

#hashtags[]

  • #SaveKyleMurphy
  • #KyleSpinoff

Related Episodes[]

The Slice is Right episodes Neil Campbell episodes
CPK episodes Sbarro episodes Pizza Hut episodes Papa John's episodes

Photos (via @doughboyspod)[]

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