In this segment, a guest chooses any number of food items they wish to be their last meal. Before deciding on the meal, Mitch comes up with the crime which caused them to be placed on Death Row; after discussing the food, Mitch also comes up with a scenario in which they are saved.
| # | Episode | Crime | Meal |
|---|---|---|---|
| 7 | Chipotle with Mike Hanford | dunking on LeBron James | glass of milk
t-bone steak |
| 16 | In-N-Out Burger with Armen Weitzman | owning Lakers merchandise | Coca-Cola
McDonald's 20-piece Chicken McNuggets |
| 28 | Del Taco with Alan Yang | laughing at Saturday Night Live | Cactus Taqueria burrito #5 Mrs. Yang's Fried Rice |
| 33 | Five Guys with Jefferson Dutton | helping Mega Man defeat Dr. Wily | cream soda
the most expensive liquor in the world |
| 52 | Morton's The Steakhouse with Tim Kalpakis | dressing like Guy Fieri | Mai Tai
Ye Rustic Inn Buffalo Chicken Wings |
| 61 | Bob's Big Boy with Dave Ferguson | betting on the Dayton Flyers | craft IPA
Annie's Mac and Cheese |
| 75 | Rocklobsterfest: Red Lobster 3 with Nicole Byer | appearing on MTV | vodka & strawberry soda
Ample Hills Creamery Ooey Gooey Butter Cake Ice Cream |
| 103 | Carl's Jr./Hardee's 2 with Chris VanArtsdalen | making a graphic video | In-N-Out Double Double
In-N-Out Fries In-N-Out Vanilla Shake |
| 110 | Claim Jumper with Heather Anne Campbell | being a rogue gamer | S'mores Crunch cereal |
| DD | LIVE from Outside Lands | - | 4505 Chicharrones |
| 261 | Albertson's with Raj Desai | inviting Nick to his wedding | Diet Dr. Pepper
Whole Foods cheese pizza Taco Bell 7-Layer Burrito Mrs. Desai's homemade Indian food coffee ice cream |
| 275 | Dunkin' 2 with Mookie Blaiklock | doing a Family Guy impression | Soleil Cucumber Melon sparkling water
All'Acqua Farmer's Market Special cocktail Cactus Taqueria #5 burrito (carne asada) King Fung Garden chicken chow mein The Donut Man Strawberry Donut |
| 311 | Wahlburgers with Eliza Hooper | working for The Simpsons | Dots
Haribo Happy Cherries Del Taco chicken soft taco Gin & Tonic |
| 344 | Veggie Grill with Mary Sasson | catching a virus from a Steelers towel | dirty martini
fish and chips + hefeweizen chocolate cake + vanilla bean ice cream coffee Cosmo Soco Lime Shot |
| 358 | Burger King 6 with Jon Gabrus & Adam Pally | having visited all 101 places to party | Gabrus: Chicken Club Sandwich and chocolate milk
Pally: pizza, caviar, and a martini |
| 414 | Pollo Campero with Jack Allison and Kate Shapiro | not using AI to write their book | Kate: barbecue
Jack: a 3-D print of Elon Musk |