"Kreation Organic with Jackie Johnson" is Episode 326 of Doughboys, hosted by Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger. "Kreation Organic with Jackie Johnson" was released on November 11, 2021.
"Tomorrow… with Jackie Johnson" - @doughboyspod
Synopsis[]
Jackie Johnson (Natch Beaut) joins the 'boys to discuss fast food commercials and vegan eats before a review of Kreation Organic. Plus, a juice-themed edition of Family Food.
Nick's intro[]
"How old am I? I am ageless."
Norman W. Walker
This hubristic quote was uttered late in life by Norman W. Walker, a health-food advocate who invented the mechanical juicer.
While juice itself dates to Biblical times, the modern Western association of juice consumption with good health traces to Walker's automated juicing apparatus (first patented in 1936). That same year, a strong man and nutrition advocate named Jack LaLanne opened what is thought to be America's first modern gym in Oakland, CA.
Decades before the existence of Instagram fitness models, or even Arnold Schwarzenegger, LaLanne's was American's original fitness celebrity, performing Herculean feats like swimming to Alcatraz to evangelize the value of working out and eating right - a nutrition regimen that included fresh juice. LaLanne even sold his own branded juicers via infomercials airing in heavy rotation.
By the 21st century, juice had become fully entrenched into the wellness scene, even surviving the sugar-averse low-carb craze. In 2007, Marjan Sarshar opened a café serving healthful Persian and Mediterranean dishes in the tory Montana Avenue shopping district of Santa Monica, CA. By 2011, Sarshar had expanded to open a spin-off juicery, which in short order became the brand's main attraction, and the chain spread across the health-conscious greater-LA area over the course of the decade.
Today, the company has nineteen SoCal stores and a roster of high-roller regulars; it's four-dollar signed smoothies feature frequently in the feeds of Instagram influencers. And while there's no clear evidence that juice consumption will render one ageless, as juicer inventor Walker bragged, the proof is in the smoothie: LaLanne lived until age 96, and Walker himself, until 99.
This week on Doughboys, Kreation Organic.
Fork rating[]
| guest / host | ordered | rating |
|---|---|---|
| Nick Wiger |
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3 forks |
| Mike Mitchell |
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2 forks |
| Jackie "The Jackster" Johnson |
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3 forks |
Family Food[]
Family Feud
In Family Food, Nick finds a food-related survey and Mitch and the guest try to guess the results.
For this episode, Nick has a list of America's most appealing flavors of fruit juice in 2019, via statista.
The top-7 answers are on the board. They alternate picks. Three strikes and you lose.
| Jackie's guesses | Mitch's guesses |
|---|---|
| Apple Juice (#1) | Orange Juice (#2) |
| Grape Juice (#4) | Pineapple Juice (#5) |
| Cranberry Juice (#7) | |
| Mango Juice (#6) | |
No winner today!
The #3 answer was Strawberry Juice.
The Spicy Buffalo Cauliflower Rap[]
| “ |
Oh spicy spicy little plant |
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–Mike Mitchell | ||
Roast Spoonman[]
Sweet Baby Ray's
| “ | Sweet Baby Ray's Liotta | ” |
–Jake | ||
Quotes[]
| “ | Nick: The first thing I saw inside this Kreation Organic I went to was a sign that said "Poop Like A Pro." It is very digestive-health focused.
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–Poop Like A Pro | ||
| “ | I got fired for fucking a Big Mac. | ” |
–Nick Wiger | ||
| “ | You thought my dog gave you diarrhea! How dare you! | ” |
–Jackie Johnson to Mitch | ||
The Feedbag[]
| “ | While waiting in a rain-soaked parking lot for Tame Impala to play the Gorge Amphitheater, I was eating a chicken-salad sandwich when a giant chunk of chicken fell out of my sandwich, down between the seats, and was instantly lost among two weeks of road-trip camping gear, dirty clothes, hiking boots, etc. Knowing that I couldn't leave the chicken there throughout the concert, I got out of my car, braved the rain, opened the back door to unearth the chicken, and popped it into my mouth.
Would you do the same thing in my situation? If not, where do you draw the line in regards to car-floor foods and the 10-second rule. |
” |
–Alex | ||
| guest / host | car floor 10-second rule |
|---|---|
| Nick Wiger | it's a carpet vs. hardwood decision and car floors are gross, but maybe if you're desperate |
| Mike Mitchell | car-floor rule is 0 seconds, don't eat food off it (esp. chicken salad) |
| Jackie "The Jackster" Johnson | respects everyone's choices, but food off the floor/ground is a no |
#hashtags[]
- #TheJackster
Related Episodes[]
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Photos (via @doughsboyspod)[]
