"Munch Madness: KFC vs. Papa John's vs. Cereal with Tami Sagher" is an episode of the premium-content podcast, Doughboys Double, hosted by Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell. "Munch Madness: KFC vs. Papa John's vs. Cereal with Tami Sagher" was released on March 21, 2023.
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Synopsis[]
Tami Sagher (Life & Beth, The Great, Search Party) joins the 'boys to talk soup and cookie holidays before tackling the Toilet Bowl region of Munch Madness 2023: The Tournament of Chompions: BOWL!
Nick's intro[]
This week on Doughboys Double — three cellar-dwelling bowl options attempt to eat their way into the main bracket as Fat Chance Kitchen Presents: Munch Madness 2023: The Tournament of Chompions: BOWL: The Toilet Bowl — KFC vs. Papa John's vs. Cereal.
Let's a-go!
BOWL: Rules 📜[]
The rules for this year's Munch Madness 2023: The Tournament of Chompions: BOWL:
- Salad ain't valid. No salads! Bowls only.
- Chili is silly. No simple bowls of chili.
- Stew won't do. Bowl viscosity must be stew-level at minimum. Goop not soup!
- When it comes to strikes, we're at the bowling alley. Strikes are good! Three strikes and you are in.
- Two strikes = a 7-10 split decision and you are also in.
- Drinks are in the gutter. Sides are also in the gutter.
- However, drinks are in the nutter. Sides are in the nutter. You can consider sides and drinks. (The Pally rule; amended by Cherry.)
- Cookies are ookie. Cookies cannot be considered, but it must be asked: is Christmas a cookie holiday?
- When it comes to bread, there is more that will be said. Chips are also bread. So are dumplings and drinks.
- Silverware and the bowl itself can be factored in to the decision.
BOWL: Toilet Bowl Region 🚽🍲[]
The Doughboys have reviewed KFC three times: first in 2017 (when Nick gave it 4 forks and Mitch 3.5), second in 2021 (when they each dropped it to 2 forks), and then again in 2022 (when the scores bounced back and matched the first review).
Papa Johns has been reviewed twice: in 2018 when Nick gave it 1 fork and Mitch 2; then in 2021, they both gave it 3 forks.
| guest / host | ordered from KFC | ordered from Papa John's | cereal |
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BOWL: Toilet Bowl Scoring 🚽🍲[]
Before they get to scoring, they immediately flush Papa John's because the Papa Bowls are awful.
For this Tournament, The Doughboys rate the bowls on their Greens, Fruit, Grains, Granola, Proteins, Dips/Dressing, Bowl, Silverware/Drinks/Bread (the Pally Rule; but they're separated now), Treats and Treat, Portion Size (the Montoya Rule), Na'vi (Cherry Rule), speed (Jordan Morris/Sonic the Hedgehog Rule), and a whole bunch more. They do not rate numerically or on any scale, but just say which one they prefer.
| guest / host | Greens | Fruit | Grains | Granola | Protein | Yogurt | Nut Butter | Dips | Dressing | Meghan Trainor |
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| Nick Wiger | n/a | Cereal | Cereal | Cereal | Cereal | Cereal | Cereal | KFC | KFC | KFC |
| Mike Mitchell | KFC | Cereal | Cereal | Cereal | KFC | Cereal | Cereal | n/a | KFC | KFC |
| Tami Sagher | KFC | Cereal | tie | Cereal | KFC | Cereal | Cereal | KFC | KFC | KFC |
| guest / host | Bowl | Silverware | Drinks | Bread | Treat | Treat? | Treat Williams |
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| Nick Wiger | KFC | KFC | Cereal | KFC | n/a | Cereal | yes |
| Mike Mitchell | KFC | KFC | Cereal | KFC | Cereal | yes | tie |
| Tami Sagher | KFC | KFC | KFC | KFC | n/a | KFC | yes |
| guest / host | Unkar Plutt | Na'vi | Sonic | The Whale | Nap or Napkin |
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| Nick Wiger | KFC | Cereal | Cereal | KFC | cereal |
| Mike Mitchell | tie | Cereal | Cereal | KFC | both = Nap |
| Tami sagher | KFC | Cereal | KFC | KFC | KFC = Nap |
BOWL: Toilet Bowl Winner 🚽🍲[]
The winner of the Toilet Bowl advances to next week's Fat Chance Kitchen Finale.
The Dude, Donny, and Walter
Which of these bowls are being given to The Dude in The Big Lebowski and is so good that it resurrects Donny back to life?
The winning bowl gets a strike. (Three strikes and you're in. Turkeys are good! But also two strikes is a 7-10 split decision and you advance as well.)
If it loses, it is declared a gutterball and is given to The Man.
| guest / host | winner |
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| Nick Wiger | Cereal |
| Mike Mitchell | KFC |
| Tami Sagher | KFC |
KFC wins! It will compete in the Fat Chance Kitchen Finale.
Is Christmas A Cookie Holiday? 🎄🍪[]
| guest / host | is Christmas a cookie holiday? |
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| Tami Sagher | emphatically yes |
Quotes[]
| “ | I got a new stance. Cookies kinda suck. Come on! Cookies are fun, but we're adults. There's better stuff than cookies. Every dessert is better than cookies. | ” |
–Mike Mitchell | ||
| “ | I would rather eat a bowl with a base of sand. | ” |
–Tami Sagher re: Papa Bowls | ||
| “ | Mitch: I don't even remember the last time I was breastfeeding. That's how long ago it was. Nick: I have seen you wearing a lobster bib with a picture of your mom on it. |
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–The Doughboys | ||
Related Episodes[]
| Tami Sagher episodes | KFC episodes | Papa John's episodes | BOWL episodes |
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