"Jersey Mike's 2 with Jon Daly" is Episode 283 of Doughboys, hosted by Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger. "Jersey Mike's 2 with Jon Daly" was released on January 14, 2021.
Synopsis[]
Jon Daly (Kroll Show, "Abracadabralifornia") returns to talk music, sandwiches, and Jersey Mike's. Plus, our guest and the 'boys give up treats they hold dear in the debut of My Snackrifice.
Nick's intro[]
Browsing the "Most Funded" tab of Kickstarter, one quickly sees a pattern - a rash of feature-laden, over-designed gadgetry, board-game adaptations of existing video games, and derivative card games with random and/or edgelord sensibilities - all of which raise millions whether a finished product was delivered or not.
But there's an anomaly among the smart grills and Cards Against Humanity clones, things named liked Bears vs. Babies: a feature film starring, written, and directed by Hollywood sitcom actor, Zach Braff.
In 2013, Scrubs star Braff launched a Kickstarter for a self-financed film to runaway success, inspiring subsequent Kickstarters by Hollywood IP like Veronica Mars and Mystery Science Theater 3000. The next year, he released his Kickstarter-funded film Wish I Was Here to middling reception. The film's story centered on an underemployed actor whose financial straits mean he can no longer afford to send his kids to a fancy private school, forcing him to home school them (public school bizarrely considered unthinkable) failed to connect with audiences, despite their emotional and financial investment.
But that investment was all predicated on the rapturous reception of Braff's previous directorial outing, his 2004 film about a different underemployed actor who meets a manic pixie dream girl and learns he doesn't need his psychiatric medication after all. While often mocked for its earnestness and college-freshman mixtape soundtrack, the film was critically praised at the time and was a genuine indie hit at the box office. An essential character in this film was the titular location to which Braff's character returns home, the Garden State, New Jersey.
And it's New Jersey where, in 1971, a 17-year old Peter Cancro purchased the Jersey Shore sandwich shop where he worked with financial support, not from Kickstarter, but rather a substantial personal loan from his high-school football coach. Cancro's ambition and acumen helped grow the single shop into a small chain and in 1987, a franchise; its wheels greased by the mix of red-wine vinegar and olive oil dubbed "The Juice" that's doused on its subs. By 2014, the year Wish I Were Here hit theaters, the chain had 750 locations.
And unlike Braff's quixotic directing career, this Garden State original found even greater success thereafter; today, with over 1500 locations and counting.
This week on Doughboys, we return to Jersey Mike's Subs.
Ookie Fork rating[]
The Doughboys first reviewed Jersey Mike's 3.5 years earlier when Nick and Mitch each rated it 3.5 forks.
guest / host | ordered | rating |
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Nick Wiger |
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4.5 ookie forks |
Mike Mitchell |
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4 ookie forks |
Jon Daly |
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4 ookie forks |
The Spoonman Bite of the Night goes to both the #17, but when it was reheated in the oven the next day, and the Brownie.
With these scores, Jersey Mike's makes the Golden Plate Club!
My Snackrifice[]
In this new segment, The Doughboys look at some food categories and discuss which must be Snackrificed; that is, not eaten for the remainder of the year.
food category | group | Nick's Snackrifice | Mitch's Snackrifice | Jon's Snackrifice |
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Peanut-Based Candy Bars |
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Reese's | Snickers | Reese's |
Coca-Cola Varietals |
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Diet Coke | Cherry Coke | Coca-Cola |
Doritos |
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Cool Ranch | all other flavors | Cool Ranch |
Roast Spoonman[]
“ | Buzz's girlfriend *woof" | ” |
–James W. |
Quotes[]
“ | I sadly played The Simpsons theme song on my saxophone for my grandparents and I remember thinking they were thinking about how they all had just a few years left to live and had to listen to this. | ” |
–Mike Mitchell |
“ | I think people are going to be surprised when they see me out of quarantine. I think they'll be surprised about how shredded I am. | ” |
–Mike Mitchell |
“ | I'm not gonna Norman Bates my Mum! I have not dressed up like my Mum. She's alive upstairs. | ” |
–Mike Mitchell |
“ | I'm a hero in many ways, that I did not complain about the missing cookie. | ” |
–Boast Spoonman |
“ | Nick: Oh, right. The Doughboys Wikipedia. Some maniac dedicates their life to... Jon: You don't want to meet that guy. |
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–*sigh* |
The Feedbag[]
“ | I'm just wondering what your go-to move-in meal is? You just finished unpacking all your shit. What are you gonna eat? | ” |
–Joseph |
#hashtags[]
- #AreHotDogsSandwiches
Related Episodes[]
Jersey Mike's episodes | Jon Daly episodes |
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