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"IHOP Xbox Indiana Jones Menu with Mary Holland" is Episode 475 of Doughboys, hosted by Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell. "IHOP Xbox Indiana Jones Menu with Mary Holland" was released on December 12, 2024.

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"Tomorrow… with Mary Holland" - @doughboyspod

Synopsis[]

Mary Holland (@maryhollandaise, Night Bitch) joins the 'boys to talk favorite times of year, pet food, and Medieval Times before a review of IHOP's Xbox Indiana Jones menu. Plus, a Snack or Wack with the new Salt & Straw Red One flavors.

Nick's intro[]

1958 marked the founding of two of America’s great acronym-ical institutions: the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, better known as NASA, and the International House of Pancakes, its name later officially abbreviated by the business.

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NASA

Established in a fit of Cold War panic, NASA became a symbol of American innovation and mobilization, with landmark achievements such as the Apollo 11 moon landing, the Hubble Space Telescope, and the invention of the CAT scan. Meanwhile, the Burbank-founded IHOP became a stalwart of American breakfast chains, pioneering the A-frame dining room, All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes, and the Rooty Tooty Fresh 'N Fruity Breakfast.

But as both approach retirement age, their fates seem to be diverging. NASA, one of the great successes of America’s public sector, appears to be waning, as privatization and profit motive has come to space exploration. Meanwhile, the pancake house, now part of a duopoly with brand stablemate Applebee’s, is on the rise, riding a wave of increasingly specific and influencer-conscious branded tie-in menus. Its most recent collaboration? A crossover with the Xbox timed-exclusive video game, Indiana Jones and the Great Circle. Does this new submenu belong in a chew-seum? Or will it rapidly age our GI tracts like a sip from the wrong grail?

This week on Doughboys, we return, yet again, to IHOP for the Xbox Indiana Jones menu.

Fork rating[]

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guest / host ordered rating
Nick Wiger
  • Coffee
  • Breakfast Sampler
    • 2 Scrambled Eggs
    • 6 Sausage
    • Regular Hash Browns
    • 2 Pancakes
3.5 forks
Mike Mitchell
  • Breakfast Sampler
    • 2 Scrambled Eggs with American Cheese
    • 4 Bacon, 2 Sausage
    • Regular Hash Browns
    • 2 Pancakes
    • Coca-Cola
4 forks
Mary Holland
  • Secret Cookie Butter French Toast
  • "Berry'd" Treasure French Toast
2.5 forks
shared (Nick & Mitch)
  • The Great Circle of Cinnamon French Toast
  • Secret Cookie Butter French Toast
  • "Berry'd" Treasure French Toast
  • Caramel Apple Butter Milkshake
  • Long-Lost Cookie Butter Milkshake (with Mary)
  • Explorer's Caramel Apple Butter Hot Chocolate (with Mary)
  • Junior Adventurer's Cookie Butter French Toast Sticks (with Mary)

Nick and Mitch went together to the IHOP in Glendale, CA.

Their ratings are just for the Xbox Indiana Jones menu, and not IHOP as a whole.

Snack or Wack[]

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Salt & Straw X Red One

In Snack or Wack, the Doughboys have a snack and rate it either 'snack' or 'wack.'

For this episode, they get the special Red One flavors of ice cream from Salt & Straw. The three flavors are Commander of the E.L.F. PB Chocolate Crinkle, Red's Cookie Platter with Eggnog Custard, and Krampus' Mince Pie with Pecan Crust.

guest / host PB Chocolate Crinkle Cookie Platter Mince Pie
Nick Wiger - Snack Snack
Mike Mitchell Snack Snack Snack
Mary Holland Snack Snack Wack
Amelia Marino Snack Snack Wack
Emma Erdbrink Snack Snack Wack

Roast Spoonman[]

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Charli XCX

Charli XXL

–Eric L

Quotes[]

Mitch: Shoutout to the Threedom gang. We're happy you're not dead!

Nick: We're happy that none of Threedom are dead.

–The Doughboys

Mary: I say that all the time. The Doughboys are like Pitbull.

Nick: More like, Mr. Worldwide Ass.

–The Doughboys

If you'd slapped anyone, you'd be banned for ten years from the Doughboys podcast. That's the Will Smith Rule in effect.

–Nick Wiger

The Feedbag[]

What fast-food restaurants do you think have the best smelling food?

–Brian (not a gator)

guest / host best smelling fast food
Nick Wiger
  • fried chicken
  • smoked or grilled meats
  • waffle cones
Mike Mitchell burgers
Mary Holland

Drops and Plugs[]

reference notes
Threedom (Scott Aukerman, Lauren Lapkus, Paul F. Tompkins) in Mitch's drop (by Brad)
Night Bitch Mary's movie

Related Episodes[]

IHOP episodes Salt & Straw episodes Red One episodes Mary Holland episodes

Photos[]

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Minion Wayne Brady

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Mitch doing stuntwork

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