In this segment, Nick Wiger acts as presiding judge over a series of debates on food-related topics.
Very early on Mitch realizes this is simply a ploy for Wiger to consistently agree with the guest instead of him. The segment vanished for roughly 330 episodes, before finally returning.
| debate | verdict | episode |
|---|---|---|
| bagel or English muffin? | English muffin | 30 |
| bagel: Everything or some thing? | Everything | 377 |
| bagel and lox: open-faced or closed? | open | 392 |
| beer: bottle or can? | bottle | 392 |
| bread: in fridge or in pantry? | fridge | 375 |
| Bundt cakes: yes or no | yes | 377 |
| cereal: Fruit Loops or Honey Nut Cheerios? | Honey Nut Cheerios | 377 |
| cereal: Honey Nut Cheerios or Cheerios? | Honey Nut Cheerios | 377 |
| cereal: milk first or cereal first? | cereal | 392 |
| chicken wings: drums or flats? | flats | 375 |
| chips in a sandwich? | no | 392 |
| cupcakes: cake or pie? | cake | 22 |
| Dairy Queen Blizzards: shake or not? | not a shake | 30 |
| dogs at restaurants: cute or unhygienic? | cute | 30 |
| donuts: raised or cake? | raised | 392 |
| eating in the car: depressing or efficient? | depressing | 22 |
| fidgeting: tear napkin or twist napkin? | tear | 453 |
| fry dip: ketchup or mayo/aioli? | ketchup | 375 |
| hamburger buns: toasted or untoasted? | lightly toasted | 22 |
| here or to-go? | here | 43 |
| ice cream: chocolate or vanilla? | vanilla | 408 |
| ice cream: cup or cone? | cup with a cone | 22 |
| ice cream: cup or cone? | cone | 408 |
| ice cream: soft-serve or hard? | hard | 408 |
| ice cream cones: waffle or wafer? | waffle | 408 |
| ice cream flavors: unusual or basic? | basic | 408 |
| ice cream freezerburned: edible or not? | edible | 408 |
| ice cream in the winter: yes or no? | yes | 408 |
| ice cream sprinkles: rainbow or chocolate? | rainbow | 408 |
| ice cream toppings: lots or none? | none | 408 |
| Life Savers: mint or fruit | fruit | 377 |
| lobster roll: hot or cold? | - | 375 |
| milk | whole | 377 |
| mint chocolate ice cream: white or green? | green | 408 |
| mustard or honey mustard? | honey mustard | 43 |
| napkin: cloth or paper? | cloth | 453 |
| napkin: dispenser or stack? | stack | 453 |
| napkin: frequent dabs or one at end of meal? | frequent | 453 |
| napkin: lap or neckhole? | lap | 453 |
| napkin: plain or holiday-themed? | plain | 453 |
| napkin: crumble to wipe or fold to wipe? | fold to wipe | 453 |
| onion on a burger: raw or cooked | raw | 392 |
| onion rings: small or big? | big | 377 |
| pho or ramen? | pho | 30 |
| pizza: eat crust or leave crust? | eat crust | 392 |
| soup or salad? | soup | 30 |
| St. Patrick's Day green beer: fun or gross? | fun | 43 |
| tortillas: flour or corn? | flour | 375 |