"Fat Chance Kitchen: Chipotle vs. Green Burrito" is an episode of the premium-content podcast, Doughboys Double, hosted by Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger. "Fat Chance Kitchen: Chipotle vs. Green Burrito" was released on March 12, 2019.
"Tomorrow on the Double, the first round of Fat Chance Kitchen..." - @doughboyspod
Synopsis[]
In order to stay alive in the Tournament of Chompions, Chipotle goes head-to-head with Green Burrito this week as we're joined by Ryan Perez (The Break with Michelle Wolf, Funny or Die) to determine who advances.
Fat Chance Kitchen intro[]
Each week the defeated combatants of the Tournament of Chompions compete to stay alive! The loser goes home for good! The winner continues for a chance to re-enter the main competition. This is Fat Chance Kitchen.
Mouth of the Border: Fat Chance Kitchen - Round One[]
Tournament of Chompions: Mouth of the Border: Fat Chance Kitchen rules: the main tournament competition is between tacos/burritos only. But in Fat Chance Kitchen, it is "everything but" those.
As losers of the Tournament, both of these restaurants have been fed by Dennis Leary, aka. The Ref, to Bruce, the shark from Jaws. Competing in Fat Chance Kitchen means one of these two will finally be swallowed by Bruce, and the winner is spit out to survive another day.
| guest / host | Green Burrito | Chipotle | loser |
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| Nick Wiger |
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Green Burrito |
| Mike Mitchell |
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Green Burrito | |
| Ryan Perez |
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Green Burrito |
Nick ordered the Chipotle for the group, angering Mitch. Both places have a fairly limited number items that are not burritos nor tacos though.
So Green Burrito loses and has been swallowed by Bruce, giving him the shark shits, and is thereby eliminated from the tournament.
Chipotle wins and advances to face the next Fat Chance Kitchen winner.
Quotes[]
| “ | I run Mr. Skin's PG tab: any PG movies with nudity. | ” |
–Mr. Nick Wiger | ||
| “ | When do you think we'll review actual dog food on Doughboys? It will happen at some point. | ” |
–Mike Mitchell | ||
| “ | Mitch: That is the step I'm afraid of - becoming that man who is walking the cats around the block. Nick: Yea. I mean also too, that would involve you being a man who walks. |
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–The Doughboys | ||
| “ | Mitch: He thinks he's the Mozart of putting these bowls together. Nick: I don't think I'm the Mozart of Bowls. |
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–The BowlBoys | ||
Related Episodes[]
| Mouth of the Border episodes | Green Burrito episodes | Chipotle episodes | Ryan Perez episodes |
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Photos (via @doughboyspod)[]
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