Fake Chews is a segment in which Nick presents some trivia facts and Mitch and the guest guess which are true and which are made-up.
| # | Episode | Theme | Winner | Mitch's Record (W-L) |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 148 | Coco's with Alison Rosen | McDonaldland characters | Mitch | 1-0 |
| 155 | Denny's Solo Menu with Matt Mira | Star Wars / Star Trek | Matt | 1-1 |
| 168 | P. F. Chang's | jingles from the '70s | Mitch | 2-1 |
| DD | LIVE from Outside Lands | San Francisco food trivia | audience | 2-2 |
| 207 | Ben & Jerry's with The Sloppy Boys | Ben & Jerry flavors | - | - |
| 272 | ampm with Sierra Katow | Scandinavian store or cat medicine? | Mitch | 3-2 |