"Eat Your Heart Out with Toni Charline" is Episode 49 of the premium-content podcast, Doughboys Double, hosted by Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger. "Eat Your Heart Out with Toni Charline" was released on February 13, 2018.
"Tomorrow on the Double... A Valentine’s Day spectacular...." - @doughboys
Synopsis[]
On Valentine's Eve, Toni Charline (Comedy Bang! Bang!) returns to taste test an array of seasonal sweet treats and to survey some randy fast food commercials.
Season's Eatings 💘[]
As this episode was right before Valentine's Day, the Doughboys try a bunch of seasonal holiday candy.
They rate the candy on a scale of 5 clean diapers (the high) to 5 full diapers (the low).
| guest / host | Reese's Hearts | Lofthouse Cookies | Brach's Conversation Hearts | Russell Stover Heart Shaped Box |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nick Wiger | 5 clean diapers | 2 dirty diapers | 5 dirty diapers | 1 dirty diaper |
| Mike Mitchell | 5 clean diapers | 1 clean, 1 dirty | 3 dirty diapers | 2 clean diapers |
| Toni Charline | 4.5 clean diapers | 3 dirty diapers | 8 dirty diapers | 2 dirty diapers |
Randy Commercials[]
from the "Flat Buns" ad
Further, for Valentine's Day, Nick brings in some horny fast-food ads for them to watch: a Jack in the Box commercial that makes a Viagra reference, a Quiznos Toasty Torpedo ad where the oven seduces the employee, the Carl's Jr. "Flat Buns" song, and a Hardee's commercial where the spokesmodel puts her fist in her mouth.
Quotes[]
| “ | It's Valentine's Day Eve. Cupid is in his sleigh. He's got a sack of diapers that he throws out of his sleigh that is pulled by a bunch of other diapers. I think he's an ancient baby. | ” |
–Nick Wiger | ||
| “ | If you look at the "Mail" icon on my phone, it's got cobwebs all over it. | ” |
–Mike Mitchell | ||
| “ | This Valentine's Day episode ended appropriately enough with Mitch and I fisting our own mouths. | ” |
–Nick Wiger | ||
#hashtags[]
- #YouDidItBefore
- #MenInBlackAgentMysterySolved
- #ILoveEatingShit
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