"Domino's 3 Loaded Tots with Emily Gonzalez and Henley Cox" is Episode 399 of Doughboys, hosted by Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell. "Domino's 3 Loaded Tots with Emily Gonzalez and Henley Cox" was released on May 25, 2023.
"Tomorrow… with Henley Cox & Emily Gonzalez of Too Scary; Didn’t Watch" - @doughboyspod
Synopsis[]
Emily Gonzalez and Henley Cox (Too Scary; Didn't Watch) join the 'boys to talk trains, scary movies, and ghosts before a review of Domino's Loaded Tots. Plus, another edition of Meal in the Flank.
Nick's intro[]
Nick Wiger, striking
[Nick, as a member of the Writers Guild of America, will not be writing intros for the episodes as long as the concurrent WGA strike continues. (Podcasts are not under the WGA purview, but Nick is expressing solidarity.) For more information, go to this website.] Instead, he shares a little nugget of info, his 'neat-o stat of the week.'
- If the WGA received everything they were asking for in the strike, it would cost the studios less than 2% of their profits.
We've got a fun episode for you this week, as we return to Domino's.
Fork rating[]
Loaded Tots
Domino's has been a long-time part of the show. First, way back in episode 10, Nick gave it 3 forks and Mitch 4. Then in 2020, they returned and flipped scores, when Nick gave it 4 forks and Mitch 3.5. In between, it was part of the Pizza Event at the 2016 Doughlympics (got a silver medal), and won the Tournament of Chompions: Munch Madness: The Slice Is Right event in March, 2018. They also tested the PizzaTracker in this episode and talked with Joe, who worked at the first Domino's, in this episode.
Today, the focus is on the Loaded Tots, but since everyone has good experience with Domino's, they also offer a fork score for the chain as a whole.
| guest / host | ordered | Loaded Tots rating | Domino's rating |
|---|---|---|---|
| Nick Wiger |
|
1.5 forks | 5 forks |
| Mike Mitchell | 2 forks | 5 forks | |
| Emily Gonzalez | 2 forks | 5 forks | |
| Henley Cox |
|
1 fork | 5 forks |
Nobody enjoyed the Loaded Tots (they make the Broken Plate Club), and despite talking about all the ways Domino's needs to improve or focus, Domino's still makes it into the hallowed halls of the Platinum Plate Club.
Meal in the Flank[]
In this segment, Nick gives a famous food-related movie quote and Mitch and the guests guess which word is missing.
| quote | Mitch | Emily | Henley | correct | score (MM - EG - HC) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A BLANK, shaken, not stirred. | martini | martini | 1 - 0 - 0 | ||
| A BLANK is like a pancake with a syrup trap. | waffle | waffle | 1 - 1 - 0 | ||
| They already relieved me of my artisanal BLANK platter. | meat | meat | 1 - 1 - 1 | ||
| I ate his liver with a nice chianti and some BLANK. | fava beans | fava beans | 2 - 1 - 1 | ||
| Normally both your asses would be dead as fucking BLANK. | fried chicken | 2 - 1 - 1 | |||
| Come on, he's insane! He's probably dancing around in his grandma's panties rubbing himself in BLANK! | peanut butter | 2 - 1 - 1 | |||
| Ask not what you can do for your country, ask BLANK. | for dinner (.5) | what's for dinner (.5) | what's for lunch | 2 - 1.5 - 1.5 | |
| I guess she didn't like the BLANK either. | cornbread | 2 - 1.5. - 1.5 |
Mitch is the winner!
Roast Spoonman[]
Rip Van Winkle
| “ | Chip Van Crinkle | ” |
–Matty 2 Seegs | ||
Quotes[]
| “ | There's only one fuzzy mike I want to look at. That's you, buddy! | ” |
–Nick Wiger to Mitch | ||
| “ | Nick: Yum yum yum eat the longest tot Yum yum yum eat the longest tot |
” |
–The Doughboys "For the Longest Tots" | ||
| “ | I meant to say marinara, but I had mozzarella on the brain. | ” |
–Nick Wiger | ||
| “ | Henley: I eat a lot of Cheez-Its. I just love crackers in general. Mitch: Cheez-Its feel different from a cracker to me. |
” |
–The Doughboys re: crackers | ||
The Feedbag[]
| “ | I learned today that earthworms have chemoreceptors on their skin that allow them to taste. If you had tastebuds on your skin, what food would you make your clothing out of so you could taste it all day? What food would be the best food to eat right before you die to give earthworms a flavorful feast while devouring your flesh? | ” |
–Paul | ||
| guest / host | flavor of food clothing | flavor for earthworms to eat |
|---|---|---|
| Nick Wiger | hot tub of cold brew | |
| Mike Mitchell | wrap yourself up in a giant Fruit Roll-Up | |
| Emily Gonzalez | tasteless crackers | |
| Henley Cox | refreshing citrusy flavor |
Related Episodes[]
| Domino's episodes |
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