"Crumbl Cookies with Santa & Mrs. Claus" is an episode of the premium-content podcast, Doughboys Double, hosted by Jolly Old St. Nick Wiger and Frosty the Spoonman. "Crumbl Cookies with Santa & Mrs. Claus" was released on December 24, 2024.

"Tomorrow on the Double… with Mr. & Mrs. Claus" - @doughboyspod
Synopsis[]
Santa and Mrs. Claus (Christmas) join the 'boys to talk their trial separation and Christmas preparations before a review of Crumbl Cookies. Plus, a special edition of A Single Item Must Be Banished.
Christmas Fork rating[]

Gemi Claus
The first time the Doughboys tried Crumbl was for 4/20 in 2023, when Nick and Mitch each gave it 3.5 blunts.
guest / host | ordered | rating |
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Jolly Old St. Nick Wiger |
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2.5 Christmas forks |
Frosty the Spoonman | 4 Christmas Forks | |
Santa Claus | 4 Christmas Forks | |
Mrs. Claus | 2.8 Christmas Forks |
A Jingle Item Must Be Banished 🚫[]
In this segment, Nick shares some food items with options and they decide which option is unnecessary.
For this episode, they focus on Christmas foods.
group | Nick's banished item | Mitch's banished item | Santa's banished item | Mrs. Claus' banished item | Emma's banished item | Amelia's banished item |
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Christmas cookies
|
shortbread | gingerbread | shortbread | snickerdoodle | gingerbread | snickerdoodle |
Christmas beverages
|
milk | milk | hot cocoa | mulled cider | milk | milk |
Christmas treats
|
figgy pudding | candy canes | (abstains) | fruitcake | whatever | fruitcake |
Christmas carols
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"Silent Night" | "Silent Night" | "Silent Night" | "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" | "Silent Night" | |
Christmas reindeer
|
Rudolph | Blitzen | Comet | eat them all | ||
Santa's crew
|
Callum Drift | Callum Drift | Mrs. Claus | Callum Drift | ||
Christmas tasks
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motivating the elves | motivating the elves | motivating the elves | |||
Santa's catchphrases
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you've been very good this year | you've been very good this year |
Roast Spoonman[]

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
“ | he developed his look after hearing the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" | ” |
–Mark from NZ |
The Feedbag[]
“ | Have you ever given a Christmas gift that the person didn't enjoy? | ” |
–Smackz |
guest / host | disappointed gift |
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Mike Mitchell |
|
Santa Claus | gave Wiger his ugly Christmas sweater that was falling apart |
Mrs. Claus | gave Santa a Christmas fedora |
Quotes[]
“ | Santa: I'm so honored to be here with my lovely wife. Mrs. Claus: Get away from me. |
” |
–The Clauses |
“ | I'm dating. I'm out on the town. I'm in my ho-ho-ho era. I'm dating someone pretty famous right now. It's Hot Frosty. | ” |
–Mrs. Claus |
“ | I asked the elves if I could jerk off in front of them. | ” |
–Santa Claus |
“ | Santa: Times might feel tough right now and we all sort of feel lost, going 'what is the future going to be like?' None of that matters. Mrs. Claus: Your pocketbooks may be a little strained, your rights a little bit violated, but this Christmas, cuddle up with the one you love and let them eat you out in a Ralph's parking lot. |
” |
–The Claus Christmas Prayer |
Drops and Plugs[]
reference | notes |
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"Christopher Bell Rock" by The Birthday Boys | in Mitch's drop |
Christmas | Santa's plug |
Christmas Eve | Mrs. Claus' plug |