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"Crumbl Cookies with Santa & Mrs. Claus" is an episode of the premium-content podcast, Doughboys Double, hosted by Jolly Old St. Nick Wiger and Frosty the Spoonman. "Crumbl Cookies with Santa & Mrs. Claus" was released on December 24, 2024.

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"Tomorrow on the Double… with Mr. & Mrs. Claus" - @doughboyspod

Synopsis[]

Santa and Mrs. Claus (Christmas) join the 'boys to talk their trial separation and Christmas preparations before a review of Crumbl Cookies. Plus, a special edition of A Single Item Must Be Banished.

Christmas Fork rating[]

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Gemi Claus

The first time the Doughboys tried Crumbl was for 4/20 in 2023, when Nick and Mitch each gave it 3.5 blunts.

guest / host ordered rating
Jolly Old St. Nick Wiger
  • Jimmy Fallon's Holiday Seasoning Candy Cane Brownie
  • Caramel Toffee Butter Cake
  • Cookies & Cream Milkshake feat. OREO Cookie
  • Holiday Birthday Cake
  • Original featuring M&M's Candies
  • Strawberry Crinkle Cookie
  • Honey Bun
  • Milk Chocolate Chip Cookie
  • Lemon Bar
2.5 Christmas forks
Frosty the Spoonman 4 Christmas Forks
Santa Claus 4 Christmas Forks
Mrs. Claus 2.8 Christmas Forks

A Jingle Item Must Be Banished 🚫[]

In this segment, Nick shares some food items with options and they decide which option is unnecessary.

For this episode, they focus on Christmas foods.

group Nick's banished item Mitch's banished item Santa's banished item Mrs. Claus' banished item Emma's banished item Amelia's banished item
Christmas cookies
  • sugar cookies
  • gingerbread cookies
  • snickerdoodles
  • shortbread cookies
shortbread gingerbread shortbread snickerdoodle gingerbread snickerdoodle
Christmas beverages
  • milk
  • hot cocoa
  • egg nog
  • mulled cider
milk milk hot cocoa mulled cider milk milk
Christmas treats
  • fruitcake
  • figgy pudding
  • candy cane
  • apple pie
figgy pudding candy canes (abstains) fruitcake whatever fruitcake
Christmas carols
  • "Silent Night"
  • "Joy to the World"
  • "Deck the Halls"
  • "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing"
"Silent Night" "Silent Night" "Silent Night" "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing" "Silent Night"
Christmas reindeer
  • Dasher
  • Comet
  • Blitzen
  • Rudolph
Rudolph Blitzen Comet eat them all
Santa's crew
  • Mrs. Claus
  • an elf
  • Jack Frost
  • Callum Drift
Callum Drift Callum Drift Mrs. Claus Callum Drift
Christmas tasks
  • making a list and checking it twice
  • reading letters from children
  • spending time with Mrs. Claus
  • motivating the elves
motivating the elves motivating the elves motivating the elves
Santa's catchphrases
  • Ho Ho Ho!
  • You better watch out, you better not cry
  • you've been very good this year
  • Merry Christmas to all and to all, a good night!
you've been very good this year you've been very good this year

Roast Spoonman[]

Mommykissingsanta

"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

he developed his look after hearing the song "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"

–Mark from NZ

The Feedbag[]

Have you ever given a Christmas gift that the person didn't enjoy?

–Smackz

guest / host disappointed gift
Mike Mitchell
  • gave his mom an iPhone she didn't want
  • gave Wiger a Lakers jacket he never wore
Santa Claus gave Wiger his ugly Christmas sweater that was falling apart
Mrs. Claus gave Santa a Christmas fedora

Quotes[]

Santa: I'm so honored to be here with my lovely wife.

Mrs. Claus: Get away from me.

–The Clauses

I'm dating. I'm out on the town. I'm in my ho-ho-ho era. I'm dating someone pretty famous right now. It's Hot Frosty.

–Mrs. Claus

I asked the elves if I could jerk off in front of them.

–Santa Claus

Santa: Times might feel tough right now and we all sort of feel lost, going 'what is the future going to be like?' None of that matters.

Mrs. Claus: Your pocketbooks may be a little strained, your rights a little bit violated, but this Christmas, cuddle up with the one you love and let them eat you out in a Ralph's parking lot.
Santa: Amen.

–The Claus Christmas Prayer

Drops and Plugs[]

reference notes
"Christopher Bell Rock" by The Birthday Boys in Mitch's drop
Christmas Santa's plug
Christmas Eve Mrs. Claus' plug

Related Episodes[]

Crumbl Cookies episodes Santa Claus episodes Mookie Blaiklock episodes Lily Sullivan episodes

Photos[]

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