"Cornbread with Alana Johnston 🔪" is an episode of the podcast, The Bread Cast, hosted by Joe Saunders. "Cornbread with Alana Johnston 🔪" was released on June 13, 2019.
Synopsis[]
It's the finale of the Bread Cast Prequel Trilogy! Host Joe Saunders is joined by comedian Alana Johnston 🔪 to try a Southern staple: cornbread. Plus, Joe tries to inject some comedy into the show.
The Tower of Flour[]
In order to insert some "comedy" into the show, Joe presents three glasses of flour-like substances and Alana has to guess what they are. Joe gives the four options: bread flour, almond flour, garbanzo bean flour, and cocaine.
Alana 🔪 snorted them all, and ruled out the cocaine.
| guest / host | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
| Alana Johnston 🔪's guess | bread flour | garbanzo bean flour | almond flour |
| actual | bread flour | almond flour | garbanzo bean flour |
Fat rating[]
cornbread
First up for this episode, Joe baked cornbread.
Joe used a recipe for cornbread that was given to him by his father.
They rate it on a scale of 0-7 fats.
| guest / host | rating |
|---|---|
| Joe Saunders | 6 fat - .25 low fat = 5.75 fats |
| Alana Johnston 🔪 | 5 fat + 0.5 low fat = 5.5 fats |
Surprise Pies[]
the failed pie and the good pie
In this segment, Joe surprises with a second baked good. For this episode, he made a Margherita Pizza!
Joe used a couple of recipes for the pizza that were from the New York Times: Roberta's Pizza Dough and Pizza Margherita.
Unfortunately, the pizza came out quite disastrous, which Alana 🔪 claims looks like intestines or diarrhea. To try to save the segment, Joe quickly threw together a second one; there wasn't enough time to bake it fully, but it looks much nicer.
They also rate it on a scale of 0-7 fats.
| guest / host | rating |
|---|---|
| Joe Saunders | 3 fats + 0 low fats = 3 fats |
| Alana Johnston 🔪 | 2 fats + 0.5 low fats = 2.5 fats |
Quotes[]
| “ | As far as I'm concerned, people do cocaine to be me. | ” |
–Alana Johnston 🔪 on not having done cocaine | ||
| “ | He's kissing the bread now. I don't know why. | ” |
–Alana 🔪 narrating Joe getting the cornbread ready | ||
#hashtags to only be sent to Alana 🔪[]
- #ShouldHoneyBeSweet
- #TooStretchy
- #SheKnows
- #MorePowerToTheTower vs. #TheTowerIsSour
Related Episodes[]
| Bread Cast episodes | Joe Saunders episodes | Alana Johnston 🔪 episodes |
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