"For Whom the Bell Doughs: Munch Madness 2024: Dough Quiero Talk-O'-Bell: Chomp-Out Round 1 with Mike Hanford" is an episode of the premium-content podcast, Doughboys Double, hosted by Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell. "For Whom The Bell Doughs: Munch Madness 2024: Dough Quiero Talk-O'-Bell: Chomp-Out Round 1 with Mike Hanford" was released on March 19, 2024.
"Tomorrow on the Double… with Mike Hanford" - @doughboyspod
Synopsis[]
Mike Hanford (@MikeHanford, Live in Chicago) joins the 'boys to talk go-to gums, and Chipotle before the first semi-soft final matchup of For Whom the Bell Doughs: Munch Madness 2024: The Tournament of Chompions IX: Dough Quiero Talk-O'-Bell, Chomp-Out Round Part 1.
Nick's intro[]
This week on Doughboys Double… the first six Goop stage winners face off in a Semi-Soft Final Matchup of For Whom The Bell Doughs: Munch Madness 2024: The Tournament of Chompions IX: Dough Quiero Talk-o'-Bell: Chomp-Out Round, Part 1!
Ring the bell!
*bong*
Dough Quiero Talk-O'-Bell Rules 🔔📜[]
The rules of this year's Tournament, as decreed by Commissioner Susser:
- Everyone is here: this is a comprehensive tournament. Drinks are out of the stink, sides are off the sidelines.
- Spice up the night, not the morning: no breakfast items in this year's tournament.
- Is a Pepsi ok?: only drinks exclusive to Taco Bell will be considered, but Pepsi will be considered.
- Yum yum yum: there will be a Yum! Brands All-Star Category in the Tournament, including Pizza Hut, KFC, and The Habit.
- Don't veg out, veg in! (by any beans necessary): any meat or veggie protein is valid on any item.
- If it's seasonable, it's unreasonable: only using the February 2024 menu.
- The spice is not right: the Evan Saucer's Sauce Boss competition was unsanctioned and The Doughboys can use any sauce. However, listeners may only use the Sauce Queen, Hot Sauce Packet, on their own trips to Taco Bell.
- I have a cream: for each group stage, The Doughboys may, but don't have to, pick Jen D'Angelo's Sour Cream of the Crop Award for funniest plausible winner of a round.
- For the end of the list, a twist: Evan Susser can use three Commissioner Cinnamon Twists to increase excitement whenever he sees fit.
Dough Quiero Talk-O'-Bell: Chomp-Out Round 1: Head-to-Head Matches[]
Hanford at Taco Bell
Half of the winning items of the earlier Goop Regions compete in the first Chomp-Out Round. The six items compete in head-to-head matchups, leaving three winners; those three than compete for a spot in the Finals.
| guest / host | Spicy Potato Soft Taco v.
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes |
Chalupa Supreme v.
Mtn Dew Baja Blast Freeze |
Bean Burrito v.
Mexican Pizza |
|---|---|---|---|
| Nick Wiger | Spicy Potato Soft Taco | Chalupa Supreme | Bean Burrito |
| Mike Mitchell | Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes | Mtn Dew Baja Blast Freeze | Bean Burrito |
| Mike Hanford | Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes | Mtn Dew Baja Blast Freeze | Bean Burrito |
Dough Quiero Talk-O'-Bell: Chomp-Out Round 1: Showdown[]
Hanford and the Mtn Dew Baja Blast Freeze
Thus, after the Head-to-Head Matches, Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes, Mtn Dew Baja Blast Freeze, and Bean Burrito compete to see which item makes the Finals!
| guest / host | winner |
|---|---|
| Nick Wiger | Bean Burrito |
| Mike Mitchell | Mtn Dew Baja Blast Freeze |
| Mike Hanford | Mtn Dew Baja Blast Freeze |
Mtn Dew Baja Blast Freeze wins! It will compete in the Finale of Dough Quiero Talk-O'-Bell!
The Jen D'Angelo Sour Cream of the Crop Award goes to the Mtn Dew Baja Blast Freeze as well!
Dough Quiero Talk-O'-Bell: Jess McKenna Rule (by Lamar Woods)[]
The Lamar Woods Rule for the Tournament will have The Doughboys decide which Taco Bell item is so good that it is given to Austin Butler to shake him out of his characters and back to reality!
The losing items will be eaten by Sandworms.
Quotes[]
| “ | Mike: I've always said that gum scientists are the luckiest motherfuckers in the world. Mitch: I agree. We don't have to get into this, but I agree. They should thank their lucky stars every day they get to clock in as gum scientists. |
” |
–The Doughboys re: gum | ||
| “ | The waste I pass after Taco Bell is probably the closest to a diamond you've ever seen. | ” |
–Mike Hanford | ||
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