"Munch Madness: Chipotle vs. Yoshinoya with Jordan Morris" is an episode of the premium-content podcast, Doughboys Double, hosted by Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell. "Munch Madness: Chipotle vs. Yoshinoya with Jordan Morris" was released on March 14, 2023.
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Synopsis[]
Jordan Morris (Pop's Chock'lit Shoppe of Horrors, Bubble) joins the 'boys to talk Ant Man and favorite food piles before tackling the Rumblies region of Munch Madness 2023: The Tournament of Chompions: BOWL!
Nick's intro[]
This week on Doughboys Double — the fourth quarter-pounder final matchup of Munch Madness 2023: The Tournament of Chompions: BOWL: Rumblies Region — Chipotle vs. Yoshinoya.
Let's a-go!
BOWL: Rules 📜[]
The rules for this year's Munch Madness 2023: The Tournament of Chompions: BOWL:
- Salad ain't valid. No salads! Bowls only.
- Chili is silly. No simple bowls of chili.
- Stew won't do. Bowl viscosity must be stew-level at minimum. Goop not soup!
- When it comes to strikes, we're at the bowling alley. Strikes are good! Three strikes and you are in.
- Two strikes = a 7-10 split decision and you are also in.
- Drinks are in the gutter. Sides are also in the gutter.
- However, drinks are in the nutter. Sides are in the nutter. You can consider sides and drinks. (The Pally rule; amended by Cherry.)
- Cookies are ookie. Cookies cannot be considered, but it must be asked: is Christmas a cookie holiday?
- When it comes to bread, there is more that will be said. Chips are also bread. So are dumplings and drinks.
- Silverware and the bowl itself can be factored in to the decision.
BOWL: Rumblies Region 🍲[]
Chipotle has been reviewed three times on Doughboys. First, way back in the 7th episode, Nick gave it 5 forks and Mitch 4. (It made the Golden Plate Club, but that wasn't invented yet.) A couple years later, they returned and Nick rated it 4 forks and Mitch kicked it out of the Golden Plate Club with a 3.75. Then in 2020, they went a third time and it fell further with Nick offering it 3.25 forks and Mitch 2.9.
Yoshinoya also made an early appearance on the show, with Nick rating it 1 fork and Mitch 2. It is in the Broken Plate Club.
| guest / host | ordered at Chipotle | ordered at Yoshinoya |
|---|---|---|
| Nick Wiger | Burrito Bowl
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Mixed Vegetables Bowl
Spring Rolls |
| Mike Mitchell | Burrito Bowl
Chips & Tomatillo-Green Chili Salsa |
Diet Pepsi
Combo Bowl
Gyoza |
| Jordan Morris | Burrito Bowl
Chips & Side of Queso Blanco Side of Guacamole |
Thai Tea Boba
Hanabi Hot Ribeye Steak Bowl
Tempura Orange Chicken Bowl
Gyoza Chocolate Chip Cookies |
BOWL: Rumblies Region Scoring 🍲[]
For this year's Tournament, The Doughboys rate the bowls on their Greens, Fruit, Grains, Granola, Proteins, Dips/Dressing, Bowl, Silverware/Drinks/Bread (the Pally Rule; but they're separated now), Treats and Treat, Portion Size (the Montoya Rule), Na'vi (Cherry Rule), speed (Jordan Morris/Sonic the Hedgehog Rule), and a whole bunch more. They do not rate numerically or on any scale, but just say which one they prefer.
| guest / host | Greens | Fruit | Grains | Granola | Protein | Yogurt | Nut Butter |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nick Wiger | Chipotle | n/a | Yoshinoya | n/a | Chipotle | Yoshinoya | n/a |
| Mike Mitchell | Chipotle | n/a | Chipotle | n/a | Chipotle | Chipotle | n/a |
| Jordan Morris | Yoshinoya | n/a | Chipotle | n/a | Chipotle | n/a | n/a |
| guest / host | Dips/Dressing | Meghan Trainor | Bowl | Silverware | Drinks | Bread |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nick Wiger | Chipotle | Yoshinoya | Chipotle | tie | n/a | Chipotle |
| Mike Mitchell | Chipotle | Chipotle | Chipotle | Chipotle | Chipotle | Chipotle |
| Jordan Morris | Chipotle | Chipotle | Chipotle | Chipotle | Yoshinoya | Chipotle |
| guest / host | Treat | Treat? | Treat Williams | Unkar Plutt | Na'vi | Sonic |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nick Wiger | n/a | Chipotle | n/a | Chipotle | tie | Chipotle |
| Mike Mitchell | Yoshinoya | Chipotle | yes | Yoshinoya | Chipotle | Chipotle |
| Jordan Morris | Chipotle | Chipotle | yea | Chipotle | I see you | Chipotle |
BOWL: Rumblies Region Winner 🍲[]
The Dude, Donny, and Walter
Which of these bowls are being given to The Dude in The Big Lebowski and is so good that it resurrects Donny back to life?
The winning bowl gets a strike. (Three strikes and you're in. Turkeys are good! But also two strikes is a 7-10 split decision and you advance as well.)
If it loses, it is declared a gutterball and is given to The Man.
| guest / host | winner |
|---|---|
| Nick Wiger | Chipotle |
| Mike Mitchell | Chipotle |
| Jordan Morris | Chipotle |
Chipotle wins! Chiptle will face the winner of the Acai Region in the next match-up!
Is Christmas A Cookie Holiday? 🎄🍪[]
| guest | Is Christmas a cookie holiday? |
|---|---|
| Jordan Morris | absolutely |
Quotes[]
| “ | Me? I think all pop culture is great. I'm geeking out over here! | ” |
–Jordan Morris | ||
| “ | The path to enlightenment is paved with award-winning rice. | ” |
–Yoshinoya wall art | ||
| “ | Gentlemen, thanks for all this bowl talk - or as I like to call it, a concave conversation! | ” |
–Jordan Morris | ||
Related Episodes[]
| Chipotle episodes | Yoshinoya episodes | Jordan Morris episodes | BOWL episodes |
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