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"Checkout Aisle Bounty with Lauren McGuire" is an episode of the premium-content podcast, Doughboys Double, hosted by Mike Mitchell and Nick Wiger. "Checkout Aisle Bounty with Lauren McGuire" was released on July 21, 2020.

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Synopsis[]

Writer Lauren McGuire (Bless The Harts, Wrecked, Comedy Bang Bang) joins the 'boys to talk Florida eats and theme parks and build a Snacknificent Seven of checkout items.

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Snacknificent Seven 🛒[]

Mitch's idea for this episode was for them to go to any grocery store they choose and buy any seven items from the checkout aisle. There were no other restrictions.

Lauren went to a Super King Market. Mitch shopped at an Albertson's. Nick visited Ralph's (a Kroger market).

Mitch opted for all basic, classic items (he also got Reese's Peanut Butter Cups and Energizer AAA batteries, but did not include those in his competitive cart).

Use #SnacknificentSeven to declare the winner.

Nick Wiger Polly Amorous 🛒
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Cheetos Flavor Shots Flamin' Hot Asteroids

Chesterfriesfhcab

Chester's Flamin' Hot Fries

Matadorjerkycab

Matador Teriyaki Beef Jerky

Waterstrawbodyarmcab

BodyArmor Watermelon Strawberry SuperDrink

Moundscab

Mounds Bar

Pureleafcab

Pure Leaf Unsweetened Green Tea

Minonskinderjoycab

Kinder Joy

Mike Mitchell Tight Tweety 🛒
Slimjimcabstick

Slim Jim Smoked Snack Stick

Dietdrpeppercab

Diet Dr. Pepper

Perrypeoplecab

People

Cherrychapcab

Cherry ChapStick

Tridentspearcab

Trident Spearmint Gum

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Apple App Store & iTunes gift card

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Snickers

Lauren McGuire Goop Spoon 🛒
Milkitacab

Milkita Milk Candy

Hershgoldppcab

Hershey's Gold Peanuts & Pretzels bar

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LifeSavers Gummies Collisions

Casacornlollicab

Casa de Dulce Corn Lollipops

Almondmmcab

Almond M&M's

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Cookies & Creme Twix

Tamarindcandyspoonscab

Chucharita Tamarind Candy Spoons

Quotes[]

Nick: You see it with the fucking Charmin Bears who drive me nuts.

Mitch: They drive me nuts too! I get fucking mistaken for them all the time.

–The Doughboys re: the Charmin Bears

Lauren: Mickey Mouse is the Ross, if this is Friends. Joey is Goofy because Goofy fucks.

Mitch: You know Daisy is a Monica.
Nick: Oh man! Daisy is a total Monica. That would make Minnie into Rachel; that's the whole romantic tension in Friends. Phoebe, I don't even know.
Mitch: Phoebe is Brer Rabbit, the one who should be eliminated from Splash Mountain.

Disney's Friends

I've never used my left hand once. It's a vestigal organ.

–Lauren McGuire

I deserve a gift this week.

–Mitch re: his Apple gift card


#hashtags[]

  • #SnacknificentSeven
  • #PollyAmorous vs. #GoopSpoon vs. #TightTweety

Related Episodes[]

Friendly Green Grocer Month Albertson's episodes Kroger episodes Lauren McGuire episodes
  • DD. Checkout Aisle Bounty
  • 262. Kroger


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