"Shockdoughbooerdeath: Boo's Philly Cheesesteaks with Don't Stop or We'll Die" is Episode 421 of Doughhellboys, hosted by Nick "The Murder Boy" Wiger and Mike "The Spoonwolfman" Mitchell. "Shockdoughbooerdeath: Boo's Philly Cheesesteaks with Don't Stop or We'll Die" was released on October 26, 2023.
Synopsis[]
Michael Cassady and Paul Rust of Don't Stop or We'll Die get silly with the 'boys, talking Halloween decorations and treats before continuing Shockdoughbooerdeath with a review of Boo's Philly Cheesesteaks.
Recorded live at The Belasco in Los Angeles on October 8, 2023.
The Murder Boy's intro[]
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In scary plains of dairy lands |
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This week on Doughboys, we spiral into the lowest circle of Shockdoughbooerdeath 2023, a scarifying month of frights and bites, with the ghostly terror of Boo’s Philly Cheesesteaks.
Hahahahahaha!
Pitchfork rating 🔱[]
guest / host | ordered | rating |
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Wendy Wiger |
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3.5 pitchforks |
Wendy Mitchell |
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3.25 pitchforks |
Dave Thomas Rust |
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4 pitchforks |
Dave Thomas Cassady |
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3.75 pitchforks |
shared |
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Nick, Mitch, and Paul (and The Drop King and Drop Queen) went together to Boo's, and shared some of the items as well. Cassady went on his own; I don't believe he stated his full order.
Shockdoughbooerdeath Questions 💀⚰️[]
guest / host | favorite Halloween candy |
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Wendy Wiger | - |
Wendy Mitchell | Reese's Peanut Butter Cup |
Dave Thomas Rust | Reese's Peanut Butter Cup |
Dave Thomas Cassady | Fun-Size Snickers |
The Wiger Challenge: Halloween Edition Jigsaw's Games[]
The Wiger Challenge was interrupted by Jigsaw, who had previously called in on the Halloween episode of the Snack Pack.
Jigsaw locks everyone in the theater, but has some rules for their escape. First, he wants them to decide Snack or Whack Someone, but they all easily choose Snack.
In the next game, Jigsaw demands they do a Chicken Nugget Power Hour! But they've done that before, so he pivots and calls for a Shrimp-Off Contest. Since that was done, Jigsaw has some fries and asks them to count them!
This was already done, so next Jigsaw asks them to drink a bucket of cum. This was the lost 400th episode, so they don't do that again.
Jigsaw gets frustrated by all this. Nick says he thinks of Jigsaw as the modern-day Frankenstein.
To be clear, Dr. Frankenstein, not the monster, whose full legal name is Victor Von Frankenstein, but sometimes he goes by Frank:
Let Me Be Frankenstein 🧟 🌭[]
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Hot dog simmer in the city |
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You ain't nothin' but a hot dog |
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I can't ever seem to eat snacks |
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You know what you look like to me, Clarice? With your fast-food bag and your cheap travel mug?
You look like a tube.. a well-cooked toppings-covered tube with a beefy taste.
And that accent you're trying so desperately to shed? Pure Coney Island.
What was your father, dear? Was he a hot-dog cook? Did he stink of fryer grease?
And oh how quickly those buns found you. Oh, those tedious sticky fumblings in the back seats of cars because that's where you were eating hot dogs. Why, you could only dream of dining out, dining anywhere, dining all the way to the FBI - the Frank In Bun Institute.
A census-taker once tried to test me. I ate his wiener with some baked beans and a nice mustard.
*flitters*
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In this segment, Mitch searches Google for 'hot dog' and discovers the latest news about hot dogs. They then discuss! For Shockdoughbooerdeath, they look for spookier news about hot dogs. Mostly they just turn up articles about dogs in costumes for Halloween.
But first, Nick does mention this article about some hot-dog myths.
Mitch finds this article about Pepsi-flavored ketchup.
Nick notes a vegan hot-dog festival in Virginia, and Mitch finds a story about hot-dog candy corn.
Next Nick swerves to a story about why dogs' ears are hot.
Lastly, Mitch finds recipes for Mummy Hot Dogs.
Roast Spoonwolfman[]
“ | several cows worth of Leatherface | ” |
–Barry Lam |
“ | a man who licks his lips during the pea-soup scene of The Exorcist | ” |
–HeavyKev |
“ | Alfred Inchcock | ” |
–Nick Wiger |
“ | Alfred Mitchcock | ” |
–Paul Rust |
Quotes[]
“ | Paul: If you showed up on Independence Day holding a big pumpkin at a barbecue... Michael: ... you'd get a bottle rocket up your patoot! |
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–pumpkins |
“ | I look like a Buzzfeed list of "If The Fast Food Mascots Actually Ate Their Own Food." | ” |
–Mike Mitchell re: his Wendy costume |
“ | Mitch: More like Floppenheimer! That thing fucking bombed at the box office. It was a bomb. Paul: Barbie? I thought it was a Barb-A-Plus. |
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–The Doughboys re: movies |
The Live Feedbag[]
What is a food that puts a chill down your spine? (-Zach W) | |
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Nick Wiger |
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Mike Mitchell |
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Paul Rust |
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Michael Cassady |
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If you had to be tortured like Homer in hell, what food would be the best and worst to have shoved in your mouth over and over? (-The Devil) | |
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Nick Wiger | creamy soup (bad)
strawberries (good) |
Mike Mitchell | infinite Reese's Pieces in ET's ass (bad)
one long noodle (good) |
Michael Cassady | hard bread (bad)
whipped cream (good) |